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My list of rules that should exist but don't:
1. The harder you train, the better you should look.
2. You should be able to eat whatever you want and as long as you train your ass off in the gym, you should be lean and muscular.
3. You should be able to drink beer and train the next day- preferably putting up PRs due to the higher caloric intake the night before.
4. Gear should be available at Safeway, Publix and any other grocery store. It should be conveniently placed where the chicklets are so that you can decide what you want while you wait in line to check out behind a fat-assed, white trashed, soccer mom writing a check for 4 dollars to cover her cigarettes and tic tacs while her ugly, dirty-assed kids with lunch still on their face run around and beg for a phuking penny to ride the pony.
5. Smaller guys should have to unload the bar for bigger guys at the gym. Yes, Presser, that would mean I would have to unload your bar.
Just let me go for a minute, okay?
I also think that smaller guys should fill your water bottle for you and wipe down the equipment when asked but that might be pushing it.
6. Your wife should HAVE to work out daily and diet if she exceeds the "5 lb. limit", over her ideal bodyweight. However, this one has a clause in that when she returns to her ideal bodyweight, she can go back to drinking a ton of alcohol so that she wants to phuk like a porn star and/or be treated like a barnyard animal somewhere in Kentucky.
7. Disposal of pins should be as easy as dumping them in the playland at McDonald's without being arrested and fined up the ass.
8. Promoters should go back to the 6 foot trophies of the 80s instead of those "paper weights" that they give these days.
9. Judges should come to your house the morning of the show and judge you in your home under the lighting of your choice. That way, all the bullshit of the day of the show doesn't have to be done.
10. Hair should not grow on your ass, back, abs and in your ears. If someone could talk to God for me, it would be appreciated. He has been ignoring me lately.
If anyone has anymore to add, feel free. Yes, I am bored.
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1. The harder you train, the better you should look.
2. You should be able to eat whatever you want and as long as you train your ass off in the gym, you should be lean and muscular.
3. You should be able to drink beer and train the next day- preferably putting up PRs due to the higher caloric intake the night before.
4. Gear should be available at Safeway, Publix and any other grocery store. It should be conveniently placed where the chicklets are so that you can decide what you want while you wait in line to check out behind a fat-assed, white trashed, soccer mom writing a check for 4 dollars to cover her cigarettes and tic tacs while her ugly, dirty-assed kids with lunch still on their face run around and beg for a phuking penny to ride the pony.
5. Smaller guys should have to unload the bar for bigger guys at the gym. Yes, Presser, that would mean I would have to unload your bar.
Just let me go for a minute, okay? I also think that smaller guys should fill your water bottle for you and wipe down the equipment when asked but that might be pushing it.
6. Your wife should HAVE to work out daily and diet if she exceeds the "5 lb. limit", over her ideal bodyweight. However, this one has a clause in that when she returns to her ideal bodyweight, she can go back to drinking a ton of alcohol so that she wants to phuk like a porn star and/or be treated like a barnyard animal somewhere in Kentucky.
7. Disposal of pins should be as easy as dumping them in the playland at McDonald's without being arrested and fined up the ass.
8. Promoters should go back to the 6 foot trophies of the 80s instead of those "paper weights" that they give these days.
9. Judges should come to your house the morning of the show and judge you in your home under the lighting of your choice. That way, all the bullshit of the day of the show doesn't have to be done.
10. Hair should not grow on your ass, back, abs and in your ears. If someone could talk to God for me, it would be appreciated. He has been ignoring me lately.
If anyone has anymore to add, feel free. Yes, I am bored.
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