If you think for one second that....

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Banana

• Jan 20, 2004

• #1

because you are on gear, you can't get your wife or girlfriend pregnant, you are sadly mistaken.

I just found out about a guy that has been on test for about 3.5 years straight with the exception of 2 months after a show this past summer due to illness. In early september he got back on and was taking 1400mg of test and 1100mg of deca every 8 days and has been taking this same dosage until now.

Just yesterday he got the word that he and his wife are expecting their fourth child as she is 7 weeks pregnant.

It is NOT a rule that gear shuts down ALL sperm production. This is a misconception and I have seen this same thing time and time again yet I still hear guys spew the same uninformed garbage about not being able to get pregnant while on.

The guy that is in this position is very excited but you may not be if this happens to you.

Heed this warning, bros...

Skip

 

winnie

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #2

yeah, he is just taking some fake gear...I am still going bare as bear in the forest!

j/k...thanks for the heads up skipper!

 

MacGyver

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #3

Do you know for sure that the child is his?

 

Presser

Admin

Staff member

Administrator

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• Jan 20, 2004

• #4

my bet is she screwed another man

 

Skip

Banana

• Jan 20, 2004

• #5

Good question:

I know two things to be certain:

1. the gear was 100% legit - growing like a phuking weed - best gains over the last 5 months, ever.

2. the wife is 100% legit. NO question.

Skip

 

sweatmachine

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #6

You know....If your wife is on gear with you its alot less likely she'll get pregnant than when you on gear alone!

 

Skip

Banana

• Jan 20, 2004

• #7

Are you guys really THAT slow?

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winnie

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #8

i am slow, i've been told...seeing that you 100% sure that the wife is 100% legit...

Good to know, for you...i think, or I might be getting my slowatitetist again.

 

rugbythug

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #9

If I remember correctly wasn't it Skip who stated they were using Test as Birth Control. Somebody better tell him before something unexpected happens.

 

sweatmachine

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #10

Im not sure how fertile I may or maynot be..... But there have been times that I thought I F'd up and..no baby. phew!
I think that a lower sperm count and lowwer ejaculatory volume as related to long and heavy cycles make it harder but definetly not impossible to impregnant someone. But for Gods sake keep HER off the Clomid!

 

Skip

Banana

• Jan 20, 2004

• #11

Admittedly, in the past I have said that it would be extremely difficult to get pregnant while on cycle as the sperm count is much less than when off cycle. However, I am posting this info in this thread to show very clearly that even if your count is extremely low, it doesn't mean that you can't get pregnant as I have so clearly shown.

I just got off the phone with my doctor because I want to have a test just to see how low I am. I will keep everyone posted if I go through with it as the results might be interesting.

Skip

 

sweatmachine

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #12

Dude.....you gonna give a sample???

uuggh! Bad picture!

 

Skip

Banana

• Jan 20, 2004

• #13

sweatmachine said:

Dude.....you gonna give a sample???

Click to expand...

Yeah, but it won't be too hard to do because I am going to print out your avatar and take it with me for motivation.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Skip

 

sweatmachine

New member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #14

wanna ass shot ???

 

Bently

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Jan 20, 2004

• #15

Skip...Sweaty.....you two are sick....just sick I tell ya!!!!

Anyway yes Skip is right as I have living proof of it. I was halfway thru a cycle of drol, cyp and deca when my wife got pregnant with our last one, 12 years ago. Yes the gear was good I was already up like 15lbs, yes it is mine (GEESH!!! LOL) cause he looks so much like me it's scarry!

 

homonunculus

New member

• Jan 21, 2004

• #16

I want the pic of Skip in a hospital gown, slipping into the room with a cup in one hand and a sweaty ass shot of the sweat machine in the other!!! LOL

-R

 

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supersport

New member

• Jan 21, 2004

• #17

This is a great thread-funny too!
Glad to see the info Skip-yes exogenous test does dramatically reduce sperm production, but hey all it takes is one of those critters and the stork shows up at the front door 9 months later. Damn, cant go bareback anymore? What the hell is the world coming to....