i need help quick!!!!

hey ladies/gents, I'm fairly new to the board but i read it several times daily.ive never did a cycle and have only flirted with a few ephedrine based products.well heres the scoop, i was looking to drop some weight but i have a football try out on feb. 29th i am currently 6'2 290 and between 15 and 20 percent bf.well anyway im wondering what i can take to help me get some quick strength gains.i only max at like 315, about 385 on a smith machine bench, weird i think lol.but i need to get my bench up there to hang with the big dogs and i need to get faster.any feedback would help me out.keep in mind im a novice,im not rich and i only have like 5 weeks to get my bench up to 225 for about 25-30 reps .hollllaaaaa!

Damn fool, only 5 weeks?

Why don't you give that M1T from lab-Corp a try? That would likely put on weight and I'm not exactly sure your strength gains would be all that spectacular.

Pop some d-bols, that will make you strong as a bull but with added water weight.

Too short for a decent real cycle.

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yea thas kinda what i was thinkin,i wanna try dbols , im already holdin water, but if it will get my strength up there it may be the only way,thanks for reply, ill ask around.