close call - itchy nipples - funny

OK I've just barely been on cycle for a few days when I wake up scratching my left nipple... I've got a slight case of gyno years ago so it's always hard for me to tell if my nipps are swelling and I always get symptoms on my left side first for some reason.

So I get out of bed still drowsy and it's not really hitting me yet and go to the bathroom, while I'm standing there in the bathroom taking a leak I inadvertently start itching my right nipple. The look on my face at this point was probably quite amusing as I'm woken by the realization of what this possibly means.

I panic for about 8 seconds and turn to face the mirror in the bathroom and take a look.... and a big smile comes to my face... what I had forgotten, being in my drowsy state, was that I had shaved a couple of spots on my chest the day before particularly my nipps and I was itching from the irration of shaving. Whew! Close call... even funnier is the fact that I'm on Winny and EQ neither of which is going to give me gyno!

Just thought I'd share this with you bro's, hope you guys got a laugh at my silliness.

ha!Ha! That is funny bro...better take 50mg of Nolvadex per day and send all unused gear to me...Ha!HA!

that is funny mike, sometimes i mistake the shave for the this as well

Lord Odin said:

ha!Ha! That is funny bro...better take 50mg of Nolvadex per day and send all unused gear to me...Ha!HA!

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no way,I want dibs!!! bro, same thing happened to me a couple times....trust me I know what you're saying

I just dug this post up because the same thing just happened to me again this morning... damn itchy nipps!

Well, I hate shaving my chest, but do it. Lucky I don't have a man sweater or nothing. Sucks when your razor is worn and you get broken out every now and then. Never use nair though, I tried it once not reading the bottle which says don't use around nipples. Shit felt like I was shaved and then sprayed with pepper spray. That sucked.

I don't know how close you guys shave, but for me since I don't compete, I just buzz everything with an electric razor. As long as I keep up, I don't really get itchy unless I let it grow out. I used to do it with a blade, but I always got itchy too. I think maybe shaving with the electric razor helps toughen up the skin.

Now that I shave, I could never go back to being hairy. Even when not in training for a show, I feel the clean look is better. Can't stand bodyhair, on me or my lady

its even worse if u wear body armor that hair that is groing back clings to the fabric.