Crazy eating accomplishments?

jaywooly

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What are some of your most amazing eating accomplishments?

I know I'm not the only cow here. Lets hear them.


I went to the sizzler and had about 8 plates of spaggetti with a bunch of tacos and a ton of buffalo chicken. This meal I also ordered the steak and all-u-can eat shrimp. I had the weaitress come back a half dozen times for more shrimp.

When I was in high school they had the 29 cent hamburgers at McDonalds. I would cut school once in a while and get 20. 20 was actually the limit they would let you buy. Not one would be spared.

At a friends Bar-b-que I ate a whole pack of footlong hot dogs minus two (my GF had to eat too). Then I went on to the chicken breasts. Had three of four of them. I also managed to pollish off 3/4ths of a 7-layer bean dip tray (once again, other people have to eat too). Hot wings like a mofo, I lost count because of the 24-pack of Coors light.
Then I went home and made some hamburgers, because WTF??? No burgers at a barbque?

Lets hear them guys and gals.
 
shit, no wonder you're pushin' 3 bills. i've eaten 3 corn on the cobs before with butter and a glass of water, but that's about my limit.
 
jaywooly is a machine guys!

One time I ate 15 of those 29 cent burgers in about an hour.

One time at sizzler I ate until I vomited and then had desert!
Another time I got the steak and shrimp meal with the optional salad bar as well. I was only able to polish off about 5 plates of salad, tacos/nachos, soups, and potatoes though...gotta get your money's worth, ya know!...lol
 
i get bloated real quick so i need some time in between, but i managed to polish off three ben n jerry's. chubby hubby's in one day. that amounts to like 250 gr fat, 3600 cals, 360 gr carbs. that was like an 8000 cal day. not bad im only 5'5 190.
 
One time I ate a triple cheeseburger and a double cheeseburger one right after each other as well as a bunch of beer, chips, etc. jaywooly can attest to this because he ate this and more...lol
 
Under the influence of a certain thc containing smokeable I ate 28 pieces of chicken and almost got in a fight with a guy for 4 more pieces.
 
Jaywooly..

I have eaten alot in my time too...12 cheeseburgers and a whole chicken is the most I have eaten in one setting. You guys have me beat!!! Dam!!

Know wonder all you guys are around 300 lbs!!!
 
jtunderdog said:
Under the influence of a certain thc containing smokeable I ate 28 pieces of chicken and almost got in a fight with a guy for 4 more pieces.

LOL...I guess there are more stupid things to fight over.

After a long night of drinking in Boston I got 8 sausages with peppers and onions from those vendors on the street. What a way to spend $64.
 
Us Bay Area boys LOVE to eat at the buffets! Here in San Jose there are tons on all-you -can -eat places now. I don't care how crappy they say the food is at Hometown, I go every week!
 
damn you guys can pack it away. My best was a camping trip, a whole chicken, 2 bass fillets and 1/2 pan of brownies (I has to share with my little cousins or the whole pan would have been gone lol)
 
I once shot a steer on my ranch.....put a pole through him....put it on the camp fire and ate the son of a bitch. Damn that was great!!
 
a large pizza and a medium? bro, that's childs play. lol.

A friend and I were in Long Beach a couple of months ago and each got 2 large pepperoni pizzas for 5.00 each (a hellauva deal, I know. Little Ceasars....not the best, but it's damn cheap) and a 2 liter bottle of Coke that we split...We both ate the large and about 1/3 of the second....then went out and had about 5 or 6 beers/drinks then came back and at all but about 2 or 3 slices of the other...lmao

Good night I must say....lol
 
We ate the first large and 1/3 in about 30-40 minutes...then went out...I can't tell ya how long it took to eat the other portion that night....lol....I was um....sleepy...haha. however, I would assume it was probably about 5 minutes tops. lol.
 
x-tra large stromboli, and 2 orders of hot wings (30 wings)...I'm still trying to get to 200lbs...my ass hates me..
 
One chick she went about 230#. Then her sister walked in and caught us, she was HOT, about 115#................I ate her too. Lots of fun, and not filling at all ;-)
 
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