Valentines Night?

jaywooly · Feb 15, 2005

Anyone else not get any? Had to crank two out because I was anticipating it so much. I guess that's what you get.

Anyone esle prefer to jerk sometimes as opposed to sex with someone else?

mace · Feb 15, 2005

I can't jerk off, I need a woman. Something about my own hand that just doesn't do it for me. I wish I could though cuz I would jerk off 5 times a day.

jaywooly · Feb 15, 2005

Have you considered "auto fellatio"

If you're flexable enough, you could suck yourself off.

mace · Feb 15, 2005

Now that sounds fun!!! Assclown, I wouldn't even think about sucking my own pecker.......now licking my nuts is a different story. LMAO!!

jaywooly · Feb 15, 2005

I guess I'm old-fashioned.

modizzle · Feb 15, 2005

mace said:
Now that sounds fun!!! Assclown, I wouldn't even think about sucking my own pecker.......now licking my nuts is a different story. LMAO!!

Lol!! ROFLMAO!!! wow, where are you guys coming up with this one liners... I think The singer Marlyn Mason (spelling) had his lower ribs removed so he could slob his own Knob...I don't know if i could go that far just trying to relieve my self...

brew · Feb 15, 2005

jaywooly said:
Have you considered "auto fellatio"

If you're flexable enough, you could suck yourself off.

I'd never leave the house if that was possible

Cannons · Feb 15, 2005

brew said:
I'd never leave the house if that was possible

Me neither, but the question remains............Would you spit or swallow?! Thats a tough one....

little big guy · Feb 15, 2005

Cannons said:
Me neither, but the question remains............Would you spit or swallow?! Thats a tough one....

LMFAO...Swallow dude......Thats alot of protien just to throw away.lol.

Cannons · Feb 15, 2005

little big guy said:
LMFAO...Swallow dude......Thats alot of protien just to throw away.lol.

HA,HA!! Bro, our own line worked on you!!! You know we just tell chics that so they don't spit baby batter all over us!! C'mon now, your gettin caught up in the moment!! LMAO!!!

Missfit · Feb 15, 2005

Cannons said:
Me neither, but the question remains............Would you spit or swallow?! Thats a tough one....

LMAO...I'm waiting to see who answers this one! :laugh:

Come on guys...be honest!

Cannons · Feb 15, 2005

Missfit said:
LMAO...I'm waiting to see who answers this one! :laugh:

Come on guys...be honest!

I'd spit, cum is nasty!! I accidently shot myself in the mouth once during a heated jerk fest!!

little big guy · Feb 16, 2005

Accidentely?

Jk bro.

brew · Feb 16, 2005

little big guy said:
Accidentely?

Come on, you know you were aiming, curiousity was getting to you, lol.

Cannons · Feb 16, 2005

brew said:
Come on, you know you were aiming, curiousity was getting to you, lol.

Ok, ok, so I was curious. LOL!!

QBMuscle · Feb 16, 2005

that stuff stings when it gets in your eyes though.

dreww · Feb 16, 2005

sucking yourself off...doesn't that make you your own bitch?

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