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today i walked my girlfriend to the computer lab after we got out of our class and as i was leaving to go to work i see this dude that comes into the club i work at pretty often. well this other guy hears us talking about lifting and interrupts asking if he can use the college weightroom anytime he wants. i politely told him the hours and tried to keep talking with my buddy but this guy decides to keep talking to me. he goes on to tell me his training partner is 2-time mr.__(name of my state)__ and that he used to juice. i didn't say a word to him and he kept telling me how when he used to juice he was HUGE, 250 lbs with 20inch arms and blah blah blah...complete bullshit. then as he's walking away yelling all this shit he makes all these stabbing motions like he's injecting himself in the leg, shoulder and ass. i just shook my head and walked away reminding myself that when i am 45 years old, never walk up to the young buff guys and try to make myself look cool by telling them i used to juice.
 
Hey Flex, what ya going to school for? Dude trust me you are LUCKY the weight room at my college is full of fat chicks, its right next to the cafeteria, wait excuse me, its IN the cafeteria. The room actually has one of those "see one way" things going on so the people in the weight room can see out, but you cant see in, how weird?
 
exercise sport science. after i get my degree i am going to get certified through the ACSM and would ike to get on as a strength and conditioning coach somewhere...preferably a college.
 
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