DoubleWide22
New member
So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp,
The size of our football fields and one less Down,
Football is Canadian,
Baseball is Canadian,
Lacrosse is Canadian,
Hockey is Canadian,
Basketball is Canadian,
Apple pie is Canadian,
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass,
Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass! (Tim certainly had more penalty
minutes),
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back . . . . past their "White House". Then we burned it . . . and most
of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie, who was
insane and hammered all the time. We then got bored because they ran
away, so we came home and partied . . . . Go figure! (note from Editor
- this is Leigh - the reason it's the white house is because after we
burned it, they painted it white... hehehe)
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany,
We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. Our civil war was a bar
fight that lasted a little over an hour. The only person who was
arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and
missed the whole thing. . . but showed up just in time to get caught,
We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on,
The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the world's oldest company,
The average dog-sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes,
We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo,
We don't marry our kin-folk,
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short-wave radios that save countless lives
each year,
We have all frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it,
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
. . . . the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on,
OOOOOOOOOOOh Canada !!!
Oh yeah! . . . and our elections only take one day!
Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp,
The size of our football fields and one less Down,
Football is Canadian,
Baseball is Canadian,
Lacrosse is Canadian,
Hockey is Canadian,
Basketball is Canadian,
Apple pie is Canadian,
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers' ass,
Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass! (Tim certainly had more penalty
minutes),
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans
back . . . . past their "White House". Then we burned it . . . and most
of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie, who was
insane and hammered all the time. We then got bored because they ran
away, so we came home and partied . . . . Go figure! (note from Editor
- this is Leigh - the reason it's the white house is because after we
burned it, they painted it white... hehehe)
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany,
We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. Our civil war was a bar
fight that lasted a little over an hour. The only person who was
arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and
missed the whole thing. . . but showed up just in time to get caught,
We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on,
The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the world's oldest company,
The average dog-sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes,
We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo,
We don't marry our kin-folk,
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short-wave radios that save countless lives
each year,
We have all frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it,
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
. . . . the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on,
OOOOOOOOOOOh Canada !!!
Oh yeah! . . . and our elections only take one day!
. We could drink your asses under the table. lol
