Would I get fired? PRANK

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 11, 2005

• #1

If I dosed someone with some viagra at work? I know Tom already cam up with the idea but I was thinking long ago to do this to some guys on my football team.

I'm gunning for this guy at work because he pulled the lotion on the ear part of my desk phone and had someone call me. He got me good but it lacks a certain pizzazz and creativity.

Here's my plot...I put some via-grow (which is currently out of stock but buyers can place orders and get 1st dibs, me and Tom are at the top of that list) in this guys soda. He leaves a 20oz in his desk all day long.

If someone's got a better prank, please share. I need to get this guy.

 

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trulbfan3

New member

• Nov 11, 2005

• #2

soudns good, but a couple though so he gets blue balls so bad he cant walk. now that would be funny

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Nov 11, 2005

• #3

Actually bro you might get him fired. Walking around with wood all day could land him some sexual harassment. lol.

 

PJT

New member

• Nov 11, 2005

• #4

I say if you don't get caught...you won't get fired.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 11, 2005

• #5

I'd need to brag about it though, right? Lay claim, right? Maybe a week later?

 

TomSizeMore

New member

• Nov 11, 2005

• #6

My plan basicall entailed the same thing but with my managers. Every Monday we have a managers meeting in the conference room for about 1hr. The best part of it all is that the managers have to stand up in front of everyone and explain our weekly objectives. I am waiting anxiously for my ViaGrow to show up. hehehee

 

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saudades

Guest

• Nov 11, 2005

• #7

You guys know that viagra doesn't cause erections, right? The subject would have to be stimulated in some way to make it work. Once that happens, you will have the results you're looking for. That's all I'm saying--you guys have fun with your prank and fill us in when you pull it, lol. I'd do it to someone at my office, but with my luck, I'd get caught.

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Nov 11, 2005

• #8

knowing where he works that there should be plenty of stimulation available. lol.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 11, 2005

• #9

BiggerStronger said:

knowing where he works that there should be plenty of stimulation available. lol.

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BUMPing that, BiggerStronger used to work with me here. He knows, lmao

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Nov 11, 2005

• #10

maybe you should ask a few of the lovely ladies to sexually harass him for a few minutes then just watch in embarassment as he has to shuffle to the bathroom for a few hours. lol.

 

chotto

New member

• Nov 12, 2005

• #11

Some people have adverse reactions to Viagra. I think you're playing with fire. You could get fired and face legal issues.

 

TomSizeMore

New member

• Nov 12, 2005

• #12

chotto said:

Some people have adverse reactions to Viagra. I think you're playing with fire. You could get fired and face legal issues.

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It's my company, it's doubtful that I will fire myself. As far as legal issues, I don't think my best friend will press charges against me for a prank.

 

dorian123

New member

• Nov 12, 2005

• #13

mail him some gay porno at work and put URGENT on it...make sure that he opens it in front of some girls if at all possible

 

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TheElmo

Guest

• Nov 12, 2005

• #14

i agree with chotto anytime you put any type if chemical in a persons drink it puts you in the ''attemp of poisining" category if something goes wrong. Not only that but i though Viagra only works if you are horny and about to have sex? Plus alot of peoples vision gets blurry or they see blue halos so if this happens he might freak out.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 12, 2005

• #15

it would be such a good prank but i dont think i'll do it

 

winneevee

New member

• Nov 12, 2005

• #16

dont do it. Since it is medication that could have a bad effect on his body, he could sue the shit out of you. do what I did... know a night he got into a fight or saw one or something bizzar happened, get a girl to call him and say she is from the ( ) sherriff's dept and explain there is a warrant for his arrest due to example:assault get the girl to say that they arent going to come pick him up but he is going to need a very good lawyer(lots of cash) because the charges presented were extreme and he faces up to 10 years in prison. give him someone's cell phone number and tell him to call it for his court date and have them answer, ( )municipal court, and act like they are looking for it in the computer and then tell him his court date was missed and he is also being charged with contempt to court, and eventually let him know its a joke before he notifies the real authorities..

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Nov 14, 2005

• #17

that is a good one winneeveee, no B2S, I didn't catch that one. Another reason to not do my prank.