who jerks off even when they have a girlfriend?

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TheElmo

Guest

• Jan 13, 2006

• #1

I DO!!! I wait til she is gone. I go to the front door and spray pam on the door knob(it will take longer for her to get a good grip and open the door, will buy me about 30seconds and prevent me from getting cought red handed) literally! Then I get completely naked and I walk to the mirror look at myself up and down. Then i get a smerk on my face and nod yes in approval. I then grab my dick and look at it and tell it YOU CAN SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO LOL :saywhat:

 

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bigworm6

New member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #2

lol, that pam idea is funny, might have to try it..lol j/k

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #3

I liked the "looking at yourself in the mirror and nodding in approval" part. Just my style. lol.

 

irishpride

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #4

i rubbing pickled herring all over my balls as we speak...god i rule

 

PJT

New member

• Jan 14, 2006

• #5

Why not right? Or you could date a she-male and share the experience together...

 

Glen Whitestone

New member

• Jan 14, 2006

• #6

Hell yeah! Everyone rubs one out man, it's fun. I have a girl but instead of cheating I can have any girl I want, just to rub one out to anyway. I did get caught rubbing one out though, by my bitch. I was drinking beer, on an early Saturday. I guess I had a pretty thick buzz on and I don't know what it was, maybe some broad on TV. But I got all horned up and my girl works at the hospital so she was gone. I popped the porno in, pulled out my whang and woke up when my girl came in the door with a beer spilled on the couch, a porno playing and a box of tissues on the coffee table. It was not one of my golden moments, the porn was this real sick shit too like Max hardcore.

 

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gasolinejacket

New member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #7

i got a wife and i still work em out 4 days a week

 

Crazymank

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #8

If I didnt have 3 women right now Id be jerking off. I fuck atleast 2 a day 2-3 times. Just got tired of 1 complaining about being a pin cushion. Now I just feel like an asshole cause Im always sneaking around. Not sure what Im going to do when Im back off... lol.

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Jan 15, 2006

• #9

BiggerStronger said:

I liked the "looking at yourself in the mirror and nodding in approval" part. Just my style. lol.

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Except your style is more like, "I look in the mirror as the sheen of sweat beads off my face and I think to myself, 'God, I'm hidious!'"

 

dorian123

New member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #10

now how do you expect to win a title fight if you don't spar

 

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monsteronjuice

New member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #11

I should go to the olypmics for how often I beat off

 

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angelblue

New member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #12

Laughs!!!!

Oh, boy! You all are so funny!

Normalsucks, you sound like an ex I have. Be careful or you'll lose them all. Pick one and stick with her or decide not to have a steady relationship and just a dating one, so there is no more sneaking around. And please, please never be a jerk off (no punt intended) and hit any of them.

I've always found cheaters to also be abusers.

And for Glen...I've heard guys get more sexual when drinking. Lately, I have been drinking way too much, but I have found that alcohol makes me laid back and uninterested in sex. I hope other girls are the same, because I'm already messed up with loving to lift and run (unlike any ladies I know).

TIP: Never share with other guys that you are waxing your pipe over fantasies of their girl friend. Until this very day, I can't approach a couple of men, because I know what they do while their thinking of me behind closed doors. Ewww!!

 

kdog

New member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #13

gasolinejacket said:

i got a wife

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This is the #1 reason guys spank it anyway...at least in my case :laugh:

 

Pumped78

New member

• Jan 15, 2006

• #14

I do constantly once a day to keep the natural balance

 

supermannpc

New member

• Jan 16, 2006

• #15

elmo your crazy dawg i love it!

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Jan 16, 2006

• #16

On test, 1-3 times a day on average with sex about 3X's a week (I know, I'm getting shorted). Off test, wait there is no off...

 

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TheElmo

Guest

• Jan 16, 2006

• #17

i got this new jerk off move where i grab my cock and beat it against my forehead. good times lol

ps. your all sicker mofos then I!!

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Jan 16, 2006

• #18

TheElmo said:

i got this new jerk off move where i grab my cock and beat it against my forehead. good times lol

ps. your all sicker mofos then I!!

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I suppose if you like cocks slapping against your forehead. Me, I've tried, in college once, well it was more like 94 times in one sitting. I was more of a bukkake-type thing, but nevertheless, I still don't like cocks on my head.

 

Crazymank

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Jan 16, 2006

• #19

Fuck jerking off.... I like my eyesite!~ . And nope angleblue, never I've never hit a lady- Even when I have to throw them out of my bar.

beating off is almost like cheating anyway.... Dont tell me you crazy bastards are thinking about your wifes/girl friends when your doing it...

 

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mikeswift

New member

• Jan 16, 2006

• #20

I'm married and my wife is always ready for love but I still find time to shake hands with the bishop a few times a week, either while she's in the shower or while I'm in the shower... and if she ever catches me I'll just tell her "It's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I want!"