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BillTheButcher
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An Internet Pimp:
Dear Sonic,
Hello from an old friend, Bill I have been reading your posts and let me congratulate you on coming out of the closet; I always knew you liked dick but that photo of you and the “Backdoor Boys” confirmed it. You are a homo.
First off, what is with the hair? Are you trying to scare women off or attract them? You look like a Bald Eagle’s head after a dip in the lake. Cancer patients have better hair then you and they have an excuse; they’re sick. Second, do you pose like gay porn in every picture you take? You’re not good looking and you don’t look like you lift weights at all. Your face looks like a cross between an alley rat and a possum. Midgets could ski down that nose and snowboard off your cheeks. That chin is enough to bring an airplane down if you look up. I have seen better faces on a transvestite.
Lastly, WTF is with your AIM AWAY MESSAGES. You quote love songs half the time. Face it, although she said she likes you she is lying. No female or transsexual could ever fall for you. You are too ugly, too fat and too stupid.
My advice to you is the following:
1. Get rid of your Madonna and Elton John collections. Chicks like straight men most of the time.
2. Cut your hair.
3. Diet. Hamburgers don’t count as a meal.
4. Move out of mommy and daddy’s house. You have a face only a mother could love but I am sure she hates you at this point.
5. Get laid by a girl that weighs less then you.
6. Put a shirt over the wife beater; Guido.
7. Have extensive plastic surgery. I am not talking about your common nose job; I am talking about some “Face Off” action. Get a face transplant ASAP.
8. Stop acting hard; Keiser owned you in cyberspace, you own yourself in Myspace and the average teenager could own you in the real space.
Please contact me if you need advice. Jumping off the nearest building and aiming for cement is a good start.
Good luck Burger Boy.
Best regards,
Bill
Dear Sonic,
Hello from an old friend, Bill I have been reading your posts and let me congratulate you on coming out of the closet; I always knew you liked dick but that photo of you and the “Backdoor Boys” confirmed it. You are a homo.
First off, what is with the hair? Are you trying to scare women off or attract them? You look like a Bald Eagle’s head after a dip in the lake. Cancer patients have better hair then you and they have an excuse; they’re sick. Second, do you pose like gay porn in every picture you take? You’re not good looking and you don’t look like you lift weights at all. Your face looks like a cross between an alley rat and a possum. Midgets could ski down that nose and snowboard off your cheeks. That chin is enough to bring an airplane down if you look up. I have seen better faces on a transvestite.
Lastly, WTF is with your AIM AWAY MESSAGES. You quote love songs half the time. Face it, although she said she likes you she is lying. No female or transsexual could ever fall for you. You are too ugly, too fat and too stupid.
My advice to you is the following:
1. Get rid of your Madonna and Elton John collections. Chicks like straight men most of the time.
2. Cut your hair.
3. Diet. Hamburgers don’t count as a meal.
4. Move out of mommy and daddy’s house. You have a face only a mother could love but I am sure she hates you at this point.
5. Get laid by a girl that weighs less then you.
6. Put a shirt over the wife beater; Guido.
7. Have extensive plastic surgery. I am not talking about your common nose job; I am talking about some “Face Off” action. Get a face transplant ASAP.
8. Stop acting hard; Keiser owned you in cyberspace, you own yourself in Myspace and the average teenager could own you in the real space.
Please contact me if you need advice. Jumping off the nearest building and aiming for cement is a good start.
Good luck Burger Boy.
Best regards,
Bill
