So I Stepped On An Elevator...

And two women were chatting. One was older however the other one was real hot.

Anyhow, my presence caused them to stop chatting. Man, I am a good looking mofo. Damn pretty if I say so myself. The one woman got the old turn back and look from me. I said to her "Baby, I must be butter cause' I am on a roll..."

She smiled and I smiled back.


It's tough being so DAMN GOOD LOOKING.

Well bro, now if you could only get past the sniffin' butt stage! Catch ya' later man, catch ya, later man. Girls don't want to hear that shit bro!

I didn't say that man, jesus, you think I am that lame.