Top ten ways to know if you are a bodybuilder...

supermannpc

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Top ten ways to know if you are a bodybuilder...
1.You consume more food in one sitting then entire family eats in one day

2.The line between “use” and “abuse” no longer exists

3.You have no problem whipping down your pants to show everyone the striations in your "glutes"

4.Breakfast lunch and dinner are known as meals 1,3, and 6

5.You carry a gallon of water so you don’t dehydrate

6.You don’t want to marry a petite woman because you’re afraid she has bad genetics

7.Having juice with your breakfast involves jamming needles into your ass

8.You can no longer walk past a large window without checking yourself out

9.At the gym you wish people would quit wasting your time and theirs and go home

10.The term "bitch tits" no longer makes you think of the female anatomy
 
I started a similar thread in the main forum. I saw the same post on another board, though it was funny.
 
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