jtunderdog
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
Okay so I have lots of goofy stories. I will post a few of these and give you guys a good laugh. Here is the first:
I use to be a professional alcoholic. 12 pack, hard liquor, pills, drugs of any nature...you get the idea.
After an all day fishing trip of consuming an excess of 2 cases of beer I hit a cow. Here is the funny part. I was 15 feet from my driveway after driving 45 miles. All you Peta guys don't read this part. I broke its back with the truck. Two legs pointing up and two down, you get the picture. This was 12 years ago and I was still living at home, and my mom made me call the cops on myself. The cop arrives 1 hour later and asks me what happened. I told him (this is true) that the cow jumped out of the ditch like a gazelle off Wild Kingdom. He laughed and realized I was out of his jurisdiction so he called the state police. They showed up 3 hours later. This is 4 hours remember and the first thing he did was give me a field sobriety test after hearing my "Wild Kingdom" story. I failed. The owner of the cow showed up and convinced him not to give me a dwi. For some reason he didn't. I could be wrong but I learned the lesson not to drink 2 cases of bear with "gazelle" like cows around.
Stay cool JT
Oh I did 2k worth of damage to the truck 15 feet from my drive. The owner paid for that too.
I use to be a professional alcoholic. 12 pack, hard liquor, pills, drugs of any nature...you get the idea.
After an all day fishing trip of consuming an excess of 2 cases of beer I hit a cow. Here is the funny part. I was 15 feet from my driveway after driving 45 miles. All you Peta guys don't read this part. I broke its back with the truck. Two legs pointing up and two down, you get the picture. This was 12 years ago and I was still living at home, and my mom made me call the cops on myself. The cop arrives 1 hour later and asks me what happened. I told him (this is true) that the cow jumped out of the ditch like a gazelle off Wild Kingdom. He laughed and realized I was out of his jurisdiction so he called the state police. They showed up 3 hours later. This is 4 hours remember and the first thing he did was give me a field sobriety test after hearing my "Wild Kingdom" story. I failed. The owner of the cow showed up and convinced him not to give me a dwi. For some reason he didn't. I could be wrong but I learned the lesson not to drink 2 cases of bear with "gazelle" like cows around.
Stay cool JT
Oh I did 2k worth of damage to the truck 15 feet from my drive. The owner paid for that too.