I got a fing stalker!!

Crazymank

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I met this chick at a bar about 6 months ago. She looks ok, nice body but was pushing 40. We had a few laughs at the bar- nothing to crazy. She found me on myspace. So i added her as a friend. She's married has a couple kids, I figure she is safe.

anyway, after a little bit of flirting back and forth we end up screwing a couple times. It wasn't that great, i wasn't that into her. One of the things that really bugged me was she was so negative, had nothing good to say about anything -but me of course.

i took this job out of state. She kept in touch. Next thing i know she's coming to visit. Her husband is pissed cause she just up and left. She gets to where i was, we bang all night, then the next morning she drives another 11 hours home.

Now she thinks we're dating or something. Actually was jealous that i was bouncing again and pissed that Id be taking other chicks home. She starts getting so annoying with all the phone calls, jealousy, and neediness, i just tell her i dont want anything to do with her. She flips out on me, and threatens me. SHe used to send me naked pics of herself. I show those to her and say her husband would want to know why i have them. So she straitens up, and disappears for a while.

Im thinking cool. She's gone. Now i can relax. Well, i get done working in this other state. Come home and she starts calling me, texting, me. I tell her again im not interested. She cant seem to get it into her head that i just dont like her that much.

She lives like 4 miles away from my house. She has never been to my place. I always met her somewhere. I just got done dropping the kids off at school and im driving home. Guess who is walking past my house? I have no clue how she even knows where i live. Most of my friends dont even know where i live.....

Im a little freaked out now. Im going to come home one day and the family pet is going to be boiling on the kitchen stove.
 
not to be an ass, but you kinda had something like this coming your way - you do know that right?

far be it from me to preach about cheating, Im no saint by far. But the way you do it, things like this are inevitable. I mean, one psycho out of how many hump and dumps? I'd say you were lucky to go this long and get by without trouble.

but you did the right thing telling her from the start you weren't interested

send her my way, I could use a cougar! LOL! seriously though, dont
 
Gotta agree with dreww here just threaten the bitch again with the pictures. If its gonna fuck up her family life maybe she will realize that and leave. Thats crazy she knows where you live. Although you can do a reverse phone lookup on anybody with a cellphone number for like a dollar and get there addy name all kinds of shit lol.
 
SO when i saw her this morning, i just drove to my house and went inside. Didnt know what to say to the bitch. Later, i text messaged her and just asked if she had a nice walk this morning. She didnt know what to say, which was weird. Like it wasnt possible that id see her walking down my street?? -she knows im home, and not working... WTF? Fing moron. And i want to know is, what the hell do you get out of walking by someones house? i mean, whats it do for you????

its weird man.
 
simple like you said she's stalking you, just wanted to see if you were home...

maybe key your car, steal your mail, threaten some other girls that might be there, maybe put a note or 2 on your windshield

have nothing better to do with my time-"Hello Stephen, just want to hang out some time." CABLE GUY
 
you want to get rid of her I'll tell you how-make her think you're fucking crazy, I mean like Ted Bundy crazy. Start carrying a bible with you and every time she calls or sees you, pull it out and start preaching the good word. Tell her you have voices inside your head that won't shut up and they won't let you sleep at night. and sometimes you have these terrible images of chaos and mayhem-OH FUCK THERE THEY GO AGAIN TALKING TO ME...MAKE IT STOP!
then smack yourself upside the head a couple of times-the doctor gave you these pills and sometimes you forget to take them!
 
you want to get rid of her I'll tell you how-make her think you're fucking crazy, I mean like Ted Bundy crazy. Start carrying a bible with you and every time she calls or sees you, pull it out and start preaching the good word. Tell her you have voices inside your head that won't shut up and they won't let you sleep at night. and sometimes you have these terrible images of chaos and mayhem-OH FUCK THERE THEY GO AGAIN TALKING TO ME...MAKE IT STOP!
then smack yourself upside the head a couple of times-the doctor gave you these pills and sometimes you forget to take them!
lmao
 
there is no getting rid of her.... I did some hard core crazy shit to get rid of her before and she just re-appears.
 
Some chick are out there. My buddy was screwing this married chick and she started demanding to know where their relationship was
going. SHE WAS FUCKING MARRIED!! I think the bible thing might work. Or you could tell her you are really gay and show her a picture
of Presser in his speedo's. Naw, she'll probably want a threesome - lol Good luck with this one. She sounds crazy.
 
Oh god, I'm glad I made it back in time for this story! Way to go Normal, I hope you get outa this one safe :thumbsup:
 
there is no getting out safe even if she moves on she'll mbe back...keep up the crazy talk though- it will work
 
Probably want to change your phone number and email address asap and really try to get out of this one, huh??

don't think that will help if she know's where you live, just make her more adapt to stop by the house

just keep up the crazy
 
she claims that she took a friends daughter to her dad's house and just decided to take a walk from there.... Fing nut. She isnt being mean, or crazy or anything. So thats good. But she wants to still hook up and or just see me. She just text'd me a minute ago asking to go for a coffee. Thats another thing. She has nothing to do all day.
 
got an idea.... Maybe i should just f-her in the butt!. then tell her its the only way we can do it now.
 
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