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1. Pittsburgh Steelers: How many years did Charlie Batch(notes) add to his career with last Sunday’s performance?
2. Atlanta Falcons: Was last Sunday in the Superdome a Coming of Age moment – and if so, will the Falcons forever be indebted to Garrett Hartley(notes)?
3. New Orleans Saints: When former Saints linebacker Scott Fujita(notes) told me (for GQ’s NFL Kickoff package) that Hartley was a “fat punk kicker,” did he copyright the phrase for T-shirt-printing purposes?
4. New York Jets: When Braylon Edwards(notes) expressed his “appreciation that this team still rides with me” Monday night, how many nearby teammates went looking for a cab?
5. Chicago Bears: Think a healthy Brian Urlacher(notes) makes a slight difference?
6. Green Bay Packers: When you have more penalties than points, is it fair to conclude that, unlike Hank Williams Jr., you weren’t ready for some football?
7. New England Patriots: Feeling a bit defensive, guys – or perhaps not defensive enough?
8. Baltimore Ravens: After Sunday’s explosion, is it fair to say that this team’s “Q” rating is waaaaay up?
9. Cincinnati Bengals: Could right tackle Dennis Roland(notes) have been any more deliberate as Carson Palmer(notes) tried unsuccessfully to spike the ball at the Carolina 5-yard line in the final seconds of the first half last Sunday?
10. Indianapolis Colts: How refreshing is it that Peyton Manning(notes), when backed up on his own half-yard line, simply drops back to pass, rather than running a panicky quarterback sneak or quick-dive into the line?
11. Tennessee Titans: Is Kenny Britt(notes) ready to step up and become a legitimate No. 1 receiver?
12. Houston Texans: Was Sunday’s game a hiccup, or are they doing what the Texans always do?
13. Philadelphia Eagles: Does Donovan McNabb(notes) think he’s more special than Santa Claus?
14. Kansas City Chiefs: Is Shaun Smith a ball-hawk?
15. Miami Dolphins: If Jason Allen(notes) had been the New York City cop who pulled over Braylon Edwards last week, would the Jets’ receiver have gotten away?
16. Dallas Cowboys: Yo, Dez Bryant(notes) – wouldn’t it have been easier to carry the damn shoulder pads?
17. Minnesota Vikings: When Brad Childress encouraged veteran players to win now because many of them won’t be back next year, did any of them have the guts to respond, “Same goes for you, Chilly”?
18. Seattle Seahawks: Is that rod in Leon Washington’s(notes) right leg borrowed from Steve Austin’s?
19. San Diego Chargers: Yo, Marcus McNeill(notes) – how would you feel about playing some special teams?
Josh McDaniels
(Ron Chenoy/US Presswire)
20. Denver Broncos: Should Josh McDaniels just start calling the area inside the opponent’s 20 the the “Dead Zone”?
21. Washington Redskins: Did Clinton Portis(notes) get tripped by the Turf Monster in St. Louis – and is would-be sleeper Ryan Torain(notes) finally about to wake up?
22. New York Giants: Remember when Tom Coughlin’s teams were mentally tough?
23. Detroit Lions: Why am I so convinced that this 0-3 team is so close to taking a major step forward?
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Did Raheem Morris really send out the punting team on fourth-and-3 from the Steelers’ 36 with a 32-point deficit in the fourth quarter last Sunday?
25. Arizona Cardinals: What was more misdirected – Sebastian Janikowski’s(notes) last-second field-goal attempt Sunday, or Ken Whisenhunt’s Mark Dantonio heart-attack reference after the game?
26. St. Louis Rams: Whose groin was more sore after Sunday’s game – Steven Jackson’s (literally) or Mike Shanahan’s (figuratively)?
27. San Francisco 49ers: If Mike Singletary had taken dismissed offensive coordinator Jimmy Raye’s advice to have Yahoo! “come call the plays,” is there any doubt there’d be a sharp reduction in 5-yard passes on third-and-long?
28. Jacksonville Jaguars: Will Captain Checkdown get a chance to win one more game at Ralph Wilson Stadium after all?
29. Oakland Raiders: Did they serve seabass on the flight home from Arizona – and if so, how many players choked on it?
30. Cleveland Browns: If giving up touchdown passes is wrong, does Eric Mangini want to be Wright?
31. Carolina Panthers: Can another Steve Smith explosion be far behind?
32. Buffalo Bills: Hey, Donte Whitner(notes), why wouldn’t the rest of the NFL be laughing at you?
1. Pittsburgh Steelers: How many years did Charlie Batch(notes) add to his career with last Sunday’s performance?
2. Atlanta Falcons: Was last Sunday in the Superdome a Coming of Age moment – and if so, will the Falcons forever be indebted to Garrett Hartley(notes)?
3. New Orleans Saints: When former Saints linebacker Scott Fujita(notes) told me (for GQ’s NFL Kickoff package) that Hartley was a “fat punk kicker,” did he copyright the phrase for T-shirt-printing purposes?
4. New York Jets: When Braylon Edwards(notes) expressed his “appreciation that this team still rides with me” Monday night, how many nearby teammates went looking for a cab?
5. Chicago Bears: Think a healthy Brian Urlacher(notes) makes a slight difference?
6. Green Bay Packers: When you have more penalties than points, is it fair to conclude that, unlike Hank Williams Jr., you weren’t ready for some football?
7. New England Patriots: Feeling a bit defensive, guys – or perhaps not defensive enough?
8. Baltimore Ravens: After Sunday’s explosion, is it fair to say that this team’s “Q” rating is waaaaay up?
9. Cincinnati Bengals: Could right tackle Dennis Roland(notes) have been any more deliberate as Carson Palmer(notes) tried unsuccessfully to spike the ball at the Carolina 5-yard line in the final seconds of the first half last Sunday?
10. Indianapolis Colts: How refreshing is it that Peyton Manning(notes), when backed up on his own half-yard line, simply drops back to pass, rather than running a panicky quarterback sneak or quick-dive into the line?
11. Tennessee Titans: Is Kenny Britt(notes) ready to step up and become a legitimate No. 1 receiver?
12. Houston Texans: Was Sunday’s game a hiccup, or are they doing what the Texans always do?
13. Philadelphia Eagles: Does Donovan McNabb(notes) think he’s more special than Santa Claus?
14. Kansas City Chiefs: Is Shaun Smith a ball-hawk?
15. Miami Dolphins: If Jason Allen(notes) had been the New York City cop who pulled over Braylon Edwards last week, would the Jets’ receiver have gotten away?
16. Dallas Cowboys: Yo, Dez Bryant(notes) – wouldn’t it have been easier to carry the damn shoulder pads?
17. Minnesota Vikings: When Brad Childress encouraged veteran players to win now because many of them won’t be back next year, did any of them have the guts to respond, “Same goes for you, Chilly”?
18. Seattle Seahawks: Is that rod in Leon Washington’s(notes) right leg borrowed from Steve Austin’s?
19. San Diego Chargers: Yo, Marcus McNeill(notes) – how would you feel about playing some special teams?
Josh McDaniels
(Ron Chenoy/US Presswire)
20. Denver Broncos: Should Josh McDaniels just start calling the area inside the opponent’s 20 the the “Dead Zone”?
21. Washington Redskins: Did Clinton Portis(notes) get tripped by the Turf Monster in St. Louis – and is would-be sleeper Ryan Torain(notes) finally about to wake up?
22. New York Giants: Remember when Tom Coughlin’s teams were mentally tough?
23. Detroit Lions: Why am I so convinced that this 0-3 team is so close to taking a major step forward?
24. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Did Raheem Morris really send out the punting team on fourth-and-3 from the Steelers’ 36 with a 32-point deficit in the fourth quarter last Sunday?
25. Arizona Cardinals: What was more misdirected – Sebastian Janikowski’s(notes) last-second field-goal attempt Sunday, or Ken Whisenhunt’s Mark Dantonio heart-attack reference after the game?
26. St. Louis Rams: Whose groin was more sore after Sunday’s game – Steven Jackson’s (literally) or Mike Shanahan’s (figuratively)?
27. San Francisco 49ers: If Mike Singletary had taken dismissed offensive coordinator Jimmy Raye’s advice to have Yahoo! “come call the plays,” is there any doubt there’d be a sharp reduction in 5-yard passes on third-and-long?
28. Jacksonville Jaguars: Will Captain Checkdown get a chance to win one more game at Ralph Wilson Stadium after all?
29. Oakland Raiders: Did they serve seabass on the flight home from Arizona – and if so, how many players choked on it?
30. Cleveland Browns: If giving up touchdown passes is wrong, does Eric Mangini want to be Wright?
31. Carolina Panthers: Can another Steve Smith explosion be far behind?
32. Buffalo Bills: Hey, Donte Whitner(notes), why wouldn’t the rest of the NFL be laughing at you?