Gear101*
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> > > THINGS MEN WILL NEVER SAY
> > >
> > > 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
> > >
> > > 2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work
> > > tomorrow.
> > >
> > > 3. Her tits are just way too big.
> > >
> > > 4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
> > >
> > > 5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
> > >
> > > 6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
> > >
> > > 7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go
> > > shop and I'll hold your
> > > purse.
> > >
> > > 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally
> > > McBeal".
> > >
> > > 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take
> > > you home.
> > >
> > > 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more
> > > tampons?
> > >
> > > 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
> > >
> > > 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a
> > > lemon twist.
> > >
> > > 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us
> > > again.
> > >
> > > 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her
> > > drapes are open
> > > when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should
> > > tell her.
> > >
> > > 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my
> > > turn.
> > >
> > > 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines.
> > > I don't look at them
> > > anymore.
> > >
> > > 17. I understand.
> > >
> > > 18. This movie has way too much nudity.
> > >
> > > 19. damn, we're late for church!
> > >
> > > 20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new tits.
> > >
> > > 21. damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> > >
> > > 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
> > >
> > > 23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a
> > > Victoria's Secret
> > > model!!
> > >
> > > 24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
> > >
> > > 25. Happy Anniversary!!!
> > >
> > > 26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
> > >
> > > 27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
> > >
> > > 28. Gay men have rights too!
> > >
> > > 29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
> > >
> > > 30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?
> > >
> > > 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
> > >
> > > 2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work
> > > tomorrow.
> > >
> > > 3. Her tits are just way too big.
> > >
> > > 4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
> > >
> > > 5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
> > >
> > > 6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
> > >
> > > 7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go
> > > shop and I'll hold your
> > > purse.
> > >
> > > 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally
> > > McBeal".
> > >
> > > 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take
> > > you home.
> > >
> > > 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more
> > > tampons?
> > >
> > > 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
> > >
> > > 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a
> > > lemon twist.
> > >
> > > 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us
> > > again.
> > >
> > > 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her
> > > drapes are open
> > > when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should
> > > tell her.
> > >
> > > 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my
> > > turn.
> > >
> > > 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines.
> > > I don't look at them
> > > anymore.
> > >
> > > 17. I understand.
> > >
> > > 18. This movie has way too much nudity.
> > >
> > > 19. damn, we're late for church!
> > >
> > > 20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new tits.
> > >
> > > 21. damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> > >
> > > 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
> > >
> > > 23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a
> > > Victoria's Secret
> > > model!!
> > >
> > > 24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
> > >
> > > 25. Happy Anniversary!!!
> > >
> > > 26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
> > >
> > > 27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
> > >
> > > 28. Gay men have rights too!
> > >
> > > 29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
> > >
> > > 30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?
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