Okay I have talked to Silk about this before and thought I would give her and The Dude a heads up about the smith hammer and the incline bench in the free weight area. Trainer is having me wear a weight belt now, I fcking Hate It. But I do as I'm told and will bitch here, lol. Okay so now I am peeing my pants, yup I said it and those are the two pieces of equipment that have been victim of this as of late. I asked a guy I know at the gym today who always wears a belt if he does, he looked at me kinda funny, so I guess that is a no. Incline bench today heavy and getting the dbs up to my shoulders and oops, then heavy incline smith oops, WTF. I know the belt is not too tight it is just putting way to much pressure on me. Does this happen to anyone else???? Please say yes or I may have to start wearing diapers to the gym.
Not To Be Gross....but
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The Dude
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I pee all over the place. How do you think it reserve the next piece of equipment I'm going to use. Nothing work better than "hey man I'm already using that and pissed all over it". I make a habit of peeing on Silk... that's my property. You know why nobody but me uses the 150's?? Yep piss all over them too LOL! Nope I've never pissed, but I have sharted a few times. I'd take a little tinkle long before a wet shart. What can I saw Shit Happens!
neonlizard
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Haha! This has def happened to me a time or two. Who cares really though, nobody is ballsy enough to come up and say anything about it and if they do, well I think I might actually make my first friend at the gym. I know I've seen peeps with pee spots on their sweats and I just chuckle a bit and move on. What should you do about it? Well, that DEPENDS 
SilkQuads
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I'm buying puppy pads for you too Maybe I'm just not training hard enough, Lol! Ok, I'm being serious now...I go to the bathroom (in the restroom) several times during my workout not because I'm scared of having an oops moment, but because I can't concentrate 100% on my set if I feel the urge to go even just a little. I can't have any distractions or it messes me up.
Maybe I'm just not training hard enough, Lol! Ok, I'm being serious now...I go to the bathroom (in the restroom) several times during my workout not because I'm scared of having an oops moment, but because I can't concentrate 100% on my set if I feel the urge to go even just a little. I can't have any distractions or it messes me up.
exbeanpole
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For some reason heavy bicep curls with an ez curl bar always breaks my seal. Or it could be that I'm really old and I can't hold my water anymore!!! :laugh:
The Dude
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Breaks my seal, LOL and Dude you made me feel so much better! I guess peeing my pants is the lesser evil at the gym. Gonna have hubby pee on the equipment I need when I superset 4 weeks out from USAs
Today didn't make me feel better!! I had my headphones all the way up and it still sounded like a shotgun blast! I had to check my compression shorts for my asshole as I was sure I blew that bad boy out! What was weird is I didn't feel like I had gas at all, but second warm up with 6 plates a side and BAAAAAAMMMM!! Scared the shit out of me.... in the literal sense!
The Dude
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
LMAO, why is talking about this soooooooo funny to me???? We'll have to get you a shamwow too!
I think I need a set of supersized Huggies!
exbeanpole
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OMG LMFAO!!!!! Look at this way Dude, you can honestly say you went the gym and "blew it up" today!!!!
exbeanpole
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We should look into opening a new chain of gyms across the country called "I. P. Freely Gymnasiums"
georgeinaltus
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This is too funny. Jenn thanks for starting this thread. You've made me feel normal, lol. There is a reason we warn people not to stand around anyone doing squats, or heavy leg presses. If you do , you are doing so at your own risk.
I'm only 40 yrs young, and seems like the sharts happen more and more often now. Embarassing to say the least. Luckily i have a great wife and we laugh together as our bodies get older. Thanks guys, love this thread.
I'm only 40 yrs young, and seems like the sharts happen more and more often now. Embarassing to say the least. Luckily i have a great wife and we laugh together as our bodies get older. Thanks guys, love this thread.
I didn't know it would be so popular, makes me feel better
. I agree about laughing about your bodies as you get older, my husband and I do that too. Pretty soon we will both need someone to help us out of bed in the morning!Similar threads
