Ox 51
Musclechemistry Guru
A guy walks into a bar carrying a paper bag. He sits down and orders a beer. Then he opens the sack and pulls out a little piano and sets it on the bar. He reaches back in and pulls out a little man about a foot tall and puts him on the bar. The little man sits down to the piano and starts playing beautifully.
The bartender says, "Where in the world did you find that?"
The guy pulls an old rusty lamp from the bag and says, "I found this lamp. When I rubbed it a genie came out and gave me a wish."
The bartender asks, "You mind if I give it a try?"
The guy says, "Sure, go ahead" and hands over the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie pops out and says he will grant him one wish. Without hesitation, the bartender says, "I wish I had a million bucks!"
In seconds the bar is full of ducks, at least a million of them. The bartender is yelling over all the noise, "I didn't wish for ducks! I said a million BUCKS!!!"
The guy just rolls his eyes and says, "Did you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
The bartender says, "Where in the world did you find that?"
The guy pulls an old rusty lamp from the bag and says, "I found this lamp. When I rubbed it a genie came out and gave me a wish."
The bartender asks, "You mind if I give it a try?"
The guy says, "Sure, go ahead" and hands over the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie pops out and says he will grant him one wish. Without hesitation, the bartender says, "I wish I had a million bucks!"
In seconds the bar is full of ducks, at least a million of them. The bartender is yelling over all the noise, "I didn't wish for ducks! I said a million BUCKS!!!"
The guy just rolls his eyes and says, "Did you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
