I crack myself up...

Girl walks into my store today that goes to the gym I go too we get to shooting it and she says something about me (her words) "lifting a lot of weight". I said "oh know I don't lift heavy anymore... I quit doing that when I blew up my shoulder" She said, "then how do you have such big muscles"? Modest me I respond with "I don't" (she gives me a "uh huh look")... then in stride I say "I just wear small shirts" lol everyone started rolling that was within ear shot... my employee damn near went to the ground laughing... Good story I know I know... I crack myself up!!!

I love doing that, When people would ask stuff like that one of my favorites was "I just play a lot of tennis".
Loved the look on their face. Hey, you sounded half ass modest. lol

Lol to both of you

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I like it when they walk up and say do you still lift. Nope Im just fucking made this way fuckers its what I want to say.

That's good shit bro, I have to use that next time. I don't have a smart ass comeback, I just say "fuck yeah I lift." lol

I tell them I bought a MC t-shirt lol

Im just going to say i dont work out just use MC's IGF-1 (that ought to be worth a free bottle. Presser???) lol

I've told people my secret way Oil of Olay... I drink it.