BumbleBee Butt. Sad but True!

Presser · Aug 29, 2013

Ok so lemme preface this first by saying I got stung the other day by a wasp that was under my shirt in the house, and then I killed another wasp in my bedroom after hearing it buzzing like hell trying to get out the closed window.

So now the background is set, lol

So last night in the middle of sleeping I jumped out of bed screaming and in one swift movement had my shorts and underwear off before my feet even hit the floor! So there I am screaming buck ass naked next to the bed waking my twins and my wife. My wife is freaking out screaming "whats wrong!" "whats wrong!"

So I said A bee or a wasp was trying to go up my butt, and I felt the buzzing which is what woke me out of my sleep! So there we are freaking out looking on the bed and through my underwear and shorts for the damn wasp or bumblebee, and I have yet to share this with my wife due to feeling like an idiot, but once I came to and woke up a little better, i realized I had simply farted in my sleep! lmao

However my wife still thinks a bee was trying to crawl up my ass in the middle of the night ,lol.

Sorry I had to share that shit!

1MoreRep · Aug 29, 2013

Holy shit im crying from laughing so hard

Presser · Aug 29, 2013

1MoreRep said:
Holy shit im crying from laughing so hard

lol, pretty sad right! lol, If I tell her the truth i will NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT! lol

1MoreRep · Aug 29, 2013

I fucking hate bees, wasps, spiders, anything that fucking bites and can creep up on you. I saw a hornet the size of my thumb yesterday fucking another bug up at the golf course. Id rather see a damn snake than a spider or wasp. I'll hurt somebody trying to get out of a spiders way lol.

Presser · Aug 29, 2013

1MoreRep said:
I fucking hate bees, wasps, spiders, anything that fucking bites and can creep up on you. I saw a hornet the size of my thumb yesterday fucking another bug up at the golf course. Id rather see a damn snake than a spider or wasp. I'll hurt somebody trying to get out of a spiders way lol.

lol, me to! I have my wife kill bugs , i honestly can't fuck around like that! she calls me a pussy for it every time but hey she grew up in the boon docks, i didn't!

CH3NO2 · Aug 29, 2013

I've not been stung three times by waps/bees in my entire life. You have terrible luck. WOW...

charliebigspuds · Aug 29, 2013

thats funny..me and my wife are laughing at u right NOW..:gold::gold:

dorian123 · Aug 29, 2013

1MoreRep said:
Holy shit im crying from laughing so hard

that's a giant ass ditto there

MonkeyWrench · Aug 29, 2013

Lmao, that's funny,

BigZ · Aug 29, 2013

OMG! I just spit my drink all over ROTFLMAO! Needed a good laugh.

csuperman · Aug 29, 2013

that was pretty damn funny

mcgaret · Aug 29, 2013

only thing worse then a wasp is a gay wasp!! I wouldnt tell her either. She might think it is still up your ass if you never found it.
Got it!!! tell her to stick her ear to your ass and see if she can hear it. When is is real quiet, FART. You will be on the ground laughing
your wasp ass off while she is kicking the shit out of you. lol

IronJulius · Aug 30, 2013

Presser said:
However my wife still thinks a bee was trying to crawl up my ass in the middle of the night ,lol.

i bet she dont lol

i dont know anyone who like bees

Recent experiences: Much of the manifest content in dreams derives from very recent experience, particularly from the past day. Dreams will many times combine elements from different moments and create stories to make connections in the manifest dream (Freud)

did you combine your experience with the bees and your anal sex from the other day?

Lightsout · Aug 30, 2013

Presser said:
Ok so lemme preface this first by saying I got stung the other day by a wasp that was under my shirt in the house, and then I killed another wasp in my bedroom after hearing it buzzing like hell trying to get out the closed window.

So now the background is set, lol

So last night in the middle of sleeping I jumped out of bed screaming and in one swift movement had my shorts and underwear off before my feet even hit the floor! So there I am screaming buck ass naked next to the bed waking my twins and my wife. My wife is freaking out screaming "whats wrong!" "whats wrong!"

So I said A bee or a wasp was trying to go up my butt, and I felt the buzzing which is what woke me out of my sleep! So there we are freaking out looking on the bed and through my underwear and shorts for the damn wasp or bumblebee, and I have yet to share this with my wife due to feeling like an idiot, but once I came to and woke up a little better, i realized I had simply farted in my sleep! lmao

However my wife still thinks a bee was trying to crawl up my ass in the middle of the night ,lol.

Sorry I had to share that shit!

I can't even see right now. I haven't fuckin laugh this hard in long time. Your not fucking right.

Presser · Sep 1, 2013

Lightsout said:
I can't even see right now. I haven't fuckin laugh this hard in long time. Your not fucking right.

lol, You guys are laughin WITH ME right, and not AT ME??? LMAO

IronJulius · Sep 1, 2013

Presser said:
lol, You guys are laughin WITH ME right, and not AT ME??? LMAO

i accept you for who you are so im laughing with you

my gf says i fart in my sleep but i dont believe that shit i also didnt believe i snored but she recorded me and played it back

BEASTZ6 · Sep 4, 2013

LOL....I am laughing my ass off. Too funny. And yes I am laughing with you Presser.

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