Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

40-ish.........................49
>Adventurous................Slept with all your mates
>Athletic.......................No tits
>Average looking............Has a face like a bulldog's arse
>Beautiful......................Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
>Educated.....................Was f*cked to bits at University
>Emotionally Secure......On medication
>Feminist......................Fat
>Free spirit...................Junkie
>Friendship first.............Former slut
>Fun.............................Annoying
>Gentle.........................Dull
>Good Listener..............Autistic
>New-Age.....................Body hair problems
>Old-fashioned..............No Blow Jobs or Anal
>Open-minded...............Desperate
>Outgoing.....................Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate..................Sloppy drunk
>Professional................Bitch
>Romantic....................Frigid
>Social.........................Fanny like a clown's pocket
>Voluptuous..................Very Fat
>Large lady...................Hugely Fat
>Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
>Widow........................Murderer

lo there r great

I'll definitely have to pass on the "old fashioned" ones......wait, a minute, got me one of those RIGHT NOW!!! DOH!!!....... LMAO

Fanny like a clowns pocket...Bwaaaaaaa

funny stuff

LMAO....true dat

Funny

LOL so true!

thats some good shit

>Athletic.......................No tits

hahaha. thanks, buggy.

BAAAHHHHH...:laugh:

So true. I love "friendship first"

lol- it amazes me at how many of them are really true.

Good stuff.