A man boards an airplane to notice a beautiful girl sitting with an open seat next to her. He calmly sits down and notices she is reading a book on sexual statistics. After sometime he asks the lady " so what does that book say anyhow?". The Lady remarks "did you know that The Polish male has the largest penis in circumference, and the the American Indian has the largest Penis in Length. The Man nods ...hmmmmm. She sayes by the way my name is Jan......the guy remarks "Hi ,Tonto Kowalski....nice to meet you" 
