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When he's done rearranging your guts with his dick and tells you that you like beautiful and the sushi is here!!
#bigdickenergy
#sushidaddy
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STORY TIME?
So y'all remember HBO used to have soft porn after 11pm?
So one night we were eating dinner with the whole family.... Kids, their friends, mom, dad and grandparents.... Everyone!
We were also watching a movie on a 65 inch TV... Someone switched the channel mid dinner to HBO soft porn.
The horror on my dad's face was priceless!!
The embarrassment on my mother's face was hilarious.
The kids (ages 10-12) we're shocked yet curious so they kept watching.
Now imagine everyone scrambling to find the remote so it can be changed.... No one could find it.
My dad, furious at this point, yanks the tv power cord right out of the socket and get furious. Turns out the toddler grandchild was pushing buttons and stopped on channel 3 since that's the only number he knew because he was 3 years old.....
That.... Ladies and gentlemen how out kids learned about porn.
 
STORY TIME?
So y'all remember HBO used to have soft porn after 11pm?
So one night we were eating dinner with the whole family.... Kids, their friends, mom, dad and grandparents.... Everyone!
We were also watching a movie on a 65 inch TV... Someone switched the channel mid dinner to HBO soft porn.
The horror on my dad's face was priceless!!
The embarrassment on my mother's face was hilarious.
The kids (ages 10-12) we're shocked yet curious so they kept watching.
Now imagine everyone scrambling to find the remote so it can be changed.... No one could find it.
My dad, furious at this point, yanks the tv power cord right out of the socket and get furious. Turns out the toddler grandchild was pushing buttons and stopped on channel 3 since that's the only number he knew because he was 3 years old.....
That.... Ladies and gentlemen how out kids learned about porn.
When I had DirecTV I have to block the remote movie buying with young kids. Lol
 
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