burns my cock

Fuel4me

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im using the brand animal power and when i nut and the shit gets around my cock in burns my skin.....wtf is that shit :finger: :finger:
 
i cant understand why you would have gear around your cock in the first place...lol
 
i thought you might have slept with the same women i did the other day...ya know mdtnts wife LOL
 
hahaha....never know about that shit......i would get that shhit checked out...if your clean good....but i doubt its the gear bro....i have never heard of that.....im sure that testosterone or any derivitives of testosterone wouldnt iritate your jimmy.......now orally methyl-1-testosterone is horrible....so try getting her to swallow.....if it burns her throat you may have an argument :) :)
 
I have the remedy. Pull your pecker out and have a brief, but serious talk with it. Make it feel relaxed and safe in its environment. Then ram it into a tub of hand lotion that you kept in the fridge for a day. Keep it there for 10-15 minutes and right about the time he runs out of air, pull him out and slap it into a cup of hot water. Let it baste for about 5 minutes or until the water has cooled. Dry it off and you should be good to go.
 
Lol, hey bro have it checked by your local health clinic where they can provide you with instant results by checkin your penis, the would swab it with a Q-tip and check it out, so far i can't tell the diagnosis of your problem...
 
mace if thats what you do to your cock I think I will not be coming over for thanks giving dinner to your house. :puke:
 
TheElmo said:
mace if thats what you do to your cock I think I will not be coming over for thanks giving dinner to your house. :puke:

You are safe at Thanksgiving, its New Years you need to be worried about. :laugh:
 
I know i dont have any kind of std... when i started using animal power...it all started...even if i do a little jacking and cum gets around the head of my CocK...it fucking burns like mofo
 
Hmmm, stop using Animal Power and see if the burning stops. I would call the company and tell them what's up. They might want to know about it if its really their stuff causing it.
 
mace said:
I have the remedy. Pull your pecker out and have a brief, but serious talk with it. Make it feel relaxed and safe in its environment. Then ram it into a tub of hand lotion that you kept in the fridge for a day. Keep it there for 10-15 minutes and right about the time he runs out of air, pull him out and slap it into a cup of hot water. Let it baste for about 5 minutes or until the water has cooled. Dry it off and you should be good to go.

LMAO! thats the ticket.
 
modizzle said:
Lol, hey bro have it checked by your local health clinic where they can provide you with instant results by checkin your penis, the would swab it with a Q-tip and check it out, so far i can't tell the diagnosis of your problem...


yeah sure....tehy'll just swab around it with a q-tip...in reality they will shove q-tip into the hole and tell you to maintain a pratial woody while the male nurse is doing this...if you cna manage that then they will shove a thin metl shafted q-tip in there next. Now the problem is, is that if you cna maintain an errection while this male nurse is doing this then we cna only speculate wht other problems you might have....sorry, this is how it works bro'...let the manufacturer knwo about this problem and see what they have to suggest. Good luck, if you are luckey then they will just give you an antibiotic but if not they might have to cut the little guy off...LMAO :crap:
 
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