cybersteffan
New member
Alright, it’s sunday 9.30 pm I feel tired and dissapointed, so here’s another boring post.
There were many threads about bikez the past few weeks and some of them said havin’ a bike would get you more chicks. Now I hadn’t really noticed much off that until I put up a profile of mine on some stupid ass dating site. My box was filled with messages from day one. They all wanted a bikeride.
Now I’m normally not much into this stuff and I don’t like blind dates - don’t dare to ask why (hint: f*t ch*ck) - but I decided to give it a try. So after having e-mailed a couple of times with all of them, I took the one I liked best to the Ardennes today. This is the place from the movie ‘The Battle of the Bulge’. Come to think of it, The Bulge might very well be the English name for The Ardennes, but frankly… I couldn’t care less.
Anyway, the picture she sent me by e-mail was a bit deceiving so it seemed, cuz she was twice as big in reality. A semi-fat-chick so to speak. Man did that ride suck. Everytime I hit the breaks the slightest bit, her full weight was pushed onto my back and I was squeezed onto the steering handles. I’m sore as hell in my back, arms, wrists, neck and shoulders.
I also didn’t get laid. Mainly because I didn’t want to, I guess. Anyway next time a girl wants to ride with me, she’d better bring her own f*ckin’ bike. Or she has to be real pretty and promise to hit the sack with me afterwards, then maybe I could – could, didn’t say I will – tolerate the enormous joint pain and take on her with me.
So as of today I like my superbike a bit less. It’s not suited for chick transport. Nobody over 90 lbs will ever get on that backseat again!!!
Anyway: READ THE T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!
On a brighter note, clomid is kickin in very well and I felt pretty damn good today, despite the disappointing date. Big Willy is very happy, but since there’s no chick, I guess I’ll have to check out that porn thread someone made yesterday.
Yes, I know I truly am bored! I’m gonna fill my time stealing (j/k I asked nicely) some gear pics and post ‘m in the forum.
There were many threads about bikez the past few weeks and some of them said havin’ a bike would get you more chicks. Now I hadn’t really noticed much off that until I put up a profile of mine on some stupid ass dating site. My box was filled with messages from day one. They all wanted a bikeride.
Now I’m normally not much into this stuff and I don’t like blind dates - don’t dare to ask why (hint: f*t ch*ck) - but I decided to give it a try. So after having e-mailed a couple of times with all of them, I took the one I liked best to the Ardennes today. This is the place from the movie ‘The Battle of the Bulge’. Come to think of it, The Bulge might very well be the English name for The Ardennes, but frankly… I couldn’t care less.
Anyway, the picture she sent me by e-mail was a bit deceiving so it seemed, cuz she was twice as big in reality. A semi-fat-chick so to speak. Man did that ride suck. Everytime I hit the breaks the slightest bit, her full weight was pushed onto my back and I was squeezed onto the steering handles. I’m sore as hell in my back, arms, wrists, neck and shoulders.
I also didn’t get laid. Mainly because I didn’t want to, I guess. Anyway next time a girl wants to ride with me, she’d better bring her own f*ckin’ bike. Or she has to be real pretty and promise to hit the sack with me afterwards, then maybe I could – could, didn’t say I will – tolerate the enormous joint pain and take on her with me.
So as of today I like my superbike a bit less. It’s not suited for chick transport. Nobody over 90 lbs will ever get on that backseat again!!!
Anyway: READ THE T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!
On a brighter note, clomid is kickin in very well and I felt pretty damn good today, despite the disappointing date. Big Willy is very happy, but since there’s no chick, I guess I’ll have to check out that porn thread someone made yesterday.
Yes, I know I truly am bored! I’m gonna fill my time stealing (j/k I asked nicely) some gear pics and post ‘m in the forum.