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BillTheButcher
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This was a comment about an article on comedy board. HOLY SHIT!
"I remember once, at karate, this girl said I curled my toes funny when I did a spin kick. I was like, "Fuck you, bitch, everyone knows you put your head too far down when you do a spin kick." Plus, spin kicks are for losers anyway. Tornado kicks are far more effective. Plus that girl is a total whore. I heard she sucked a midget's dick for a ride home. Please make me feel important.
Didn't think that was funny? Neither was your article."
- Master Splinter
"I remember once, at karate, this girl said I curled my toes funny when I did a spin kick. I was like, "Fuck you, bitch, everyone knows you put your head too far down when you do a spin kick." Plus, spin kicks are for losers anyway. Tornado kicks are far more effective. Plus that girl is a total whore. I heard she sucked a midget's dick for a ride home. Please make me feel important.
Didn't think that was funny? Neither was your article."
- Master Splinter