~Genital Nicknames~

the pink love donkey, or the one eyed pussy bandit for the ol' shlong and sweater buddies or hot bundle for tits.
 
ok what bout
throbing thrust hammer
love muscle
the fertilizer
pellet cannon

for her parts
bearded clam
lunch box
open buffet
furry cup
THE MAN TRAP
 
pitchin a tent
sportin a wood
stiffie
flesh rocket
tall tommy
mr. morbis
the march is on
icicle has formed
jacks magic beanstalk
rigor mortis has set in
mr. mushroom head
mushroom on a stick
purple headed yogurt slinger
oh and pedro

Varsity blues one of the greatest movies ever
 
Big Jim and the twins works and my wife's I call the "Crabby Patty" - if she ever reads
this I'm dead - lol (or the 'echo chamber' , 'bottomless pit', or even
the stink hole - no wait, that's the one next to it!!)
 
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damn this post is 12 years old, and for the record, back then I called my shit, "Action Jackson" lmao seriously sad i know

now fast forward 12 years and 15 years with my wife, i guess my new name for my shit would be ……"the lonely soldier' lmao or something to that effect
 
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