So, I recently decided that I was going to turn over a new leaf and give the crooked-ass OTC supplement industry another try. After all, big brother has said that steroids are bad, which is all the reason I need to not want to try them. Besides, everyone knows that partaking of the "creature" will make you go into a murderous rage. I've heard the thirst for blood in nearly paralyzing.
So anyway, I received my $220 supplement order today, and I was stoked, until I opened up the case of muscle milk pudding. You know, the protein pudding that is "so good, your kid would eat it." Well, let me give you a visual of what I discovered upon carefully pulling the lid off my first cup of muscle milk pudding.
Imagine, if you will, that you've just gotten home from a night out with the guys, and you decide to mix up a protein shake before bed. However, in your present (severely intoxicated) state, you forget all about the shake you've just made, and head for the bedroom to see if the little lady's back door is open for a 3:00 AM quickee. After a claw to the genitals, you quickly conclude that this is not a good idea, a proceed to pass out with your dick in hand. Upon waking around noon the next day, you decide to hit the kitchen, and find what appears to be an unmixed protein shake sitting on the counter. In the bottom of the glass is a semi hard mis-shapen ball of muck with about the same consistency as what's in the tub of spackle you have in the garage. But its not spackle... my friend.... it's not spackle. Especially gross is the half inch of smelly semi- clear liquid floating on top of the the protein mass. Kinda like what's on top of some canned dog/cat food. Imagine now, that you are so hell bent on stopping the catabolic state you've been in for nearly half a day, that you grab a spoon a proceed to dig in. Yummy!
So...if you can imagine all that, then you can appreciate what I found in my first (of 24) cup of muscle milk pudding. I just can't wait to try all my other supplements. At the very least (and if the product claims are any indication) I should gain about 17lbs. of ripped in the next three weeks. Deal with that bitches!! :finger: In three weeks, you will all kneel before Zod!!:satan:
So anyway, I received my $220 supplement order today, and I was stoked, until I opened up the case of muscle milk pudding. You know, the protein pudding that is "so good, your kid would eat it." Well, let me give you a visual of what I discovered upon carefully pulling the lid off my first cup of muscle milk pudding.
Imagine, if you will, that you've just gotten home from a night out with the guys, and you decide to mix up a protein shake before bed. However, in your present (severely intoxicated) state, you forget all about the shake you've just made, and head for the bedroom to see if the little lady's back door is open for a 3:00 AM quickee. After a claw to the genitals, you quickly conclude that this is not a good idea, a proceed to pass out with your dick in hand. Upon waking around noon the next day, you decide to hit the kitchen, and find what appears to be an unmixed protein shake sitting on the counter. In the bottom of the glass is a semi hard mis-shapen ball of muck with about the same consistency as what's in the tub of spackle you have in the garage. But its not spackle... my friend.... it's not spackle. Especially gross is the half inch of smelly semi- clear liquid floating on top of the the protein mass. Kinda like what's on top of some canned dog/cat food. Imagine now, that you are so hell bent on stopping the catabolic state you've been in for nearly half a day, that you grab a spoon a proceed to dig in. Yummy!
So...if you can imagine all that, then you can appreciate what I found in my first (of 24) cup of muscle milk pudding. I just can't wait to try all my other supplements. At the very least (and if the product claims are any indication) I should gain about 17lbs. of ripped in the next three weeks. Deal with that bitches!! :finger: In three weeks, you will all kneel before Zod!!:satan:
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