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Recent supplement experience

krat7260

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So, I recently decided that I was going to turn over a new leaf and give the crooked-ass OTC supplement industry another try. After all, big brother has said that steroids are bad, which is all the reason I need to not want to try them. Besides, everyone knows that partaking of the "creature" will make you go into a murderous rage. I've heard the thirst for blood in nearly paralyzing.

So anyway, I received my $220 supplement order today, and I was stoked, until I opened up the case of muscle milk pudding. You know, the protein pudding that is "so good, your kid would eat it." Well, let me give you a visual of what I discovered upon carefully pulling the lid off my first cup of muscle milk pudding.

Imagine, if you will, that you've just gotten home from a night out with the guys, and you decide to mix up a protein shake before bed. However, in your present (severely intoxicated) state, you forget all about the shake you've just made, and head for the bedroom to see if the little lady's back door is open for a 3:00 AM quickee. After a claw to the genitals, you quickly conclude that this is not a good idea, a proceed to pass out with your dick in hand. Upon waking around noon the next day, you decide to hit the kitchen, and find what appears to be an unmixed protein shake sitting on the counter. In the bottom of the glass is a semi hard mis-shapen ball of muck with about the same consistency as what's in the tub of spackle you have in the garage. But its not spackle... my friend.... it's not spackle. Especially gross is the half inch of smelly semi- clear liquid floating on top of the the protein mass. Kinda like what's on top of some canned dog/cat food. Imagine now, that you are so hell bent on stopping the catabolic state you've been in for nearly half a day, that you grab a spoon a proceed to dig in. Yummy!

So...if you can imagine all that, then you can appreciate what I found in my first (of 24) cup of muscle milk pudding. I just can't wait to try all my other supplements. At the very least (and if the product claims are any indication) I should gain about 17lbs. of ripped in the next three weeks. Deal with that bitches!! :finger: In three weeks, you will all kneel before Zod!!:satan:
 
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LMAO @ krat...that sucks bro. But you write about it very eloquently!!! I, on the other hand, have restircted my supplementation to protein and beer. We'll see where this diet leads me. Hey, I've never mixed the two...probably taste something like that musclemilk pudding you have...but you'd get protein while getting drunk. That's a double threat! :)
 
Bro., you arn't getting it - NO PAIN NO GAIN - now get in there and eat up three
of them and LIKE IT!!! LOL - Every once in a while I'll get suckered in again.
Hey, our oldladys must be related - claw to the genitals - I'm familiar with that
move!!!
 
Spiderman said:
LMAO @ krat...that sucks bro. But you write about it very eloquently!!! I, on the other hand, have restircted my supplementation to protein and beer. We'll see where this diet leads me. Hey, I've never mixed the two...probably taste something like that musclemilk pudding you have...but you'd get protein while getting drunk. That's a double threat! :)

Hey spider, you might be on to something....high protein beer. We can pitch it to Samuel Adams. It'll be called the "Triple Beefcake Boch". Low carbs and twenty grams of high quality triple filtered protein per bottle. Just imagine....jacked bowlers everywhere.:D
 
mcgaret said:
Bro., you arn't getting it - NO PAIN NO GAIN - now get in there and eat up three
of them and LIKE IT!!! LOL - Every once in a while I'll get suckered in again.
Hey, our oldladys must be related - claw to the genitals - I'm familiar with that
move!!!

Oh.....don't worry, my friend. I'll be choking down the 23 remaining cups. Someone once told me, "the worse it tastes, the better it'll work." And believe me, if that homeless dude was right, this shit is gold. It might even beat the delicious unflavored oldschool Weider protein from the 80's.:puke: And yeah, I learned never to come home loaded and try to wake the wife up with numb wood. Was not one of my finer moments.:nope:
 
little big guy said:
Its An Aquired Taste.

You're not kidding. The nice lady at CytoSport said that they have been having some issues with "consistency" lately. A very nice way of skirting around the fact that I had just purchased 24 cups of gelatinous covered shit bricks. In retrospect, I would have to say her response was the understatement of the year, but that's JMHO.
 
You just made squirt Muscle Milk out of my nose! LOL, that shit was two funny Krat! Sell that description to MM; I bet they'd love to put that actual customer review on their supplements!
 
I remember in the mid 70's - there was one health food store in the city and I would
bus it to buy the only protien they had. It was REO Blaire - or something like that.
I swear, it looked and TASTED just like sand - no matter what you mixed it with.
To this day I can choke ANYTHING down after starting out like that. I aint taking
it for the flavor!!
 
body2see said:
There are a few OTC supps I would spend money on...MuscleMilk is one, although the stuff is expensive as hell. Creatine, or CEE is worth it. GLUTAMINE!! Hands down one of the best OTC supps in my opinion. EFA's/vitamins, Secretagogue-One by MHP, and I am hearing Endothil-CR is also good....

Other than that I stay away from anything other than protein. Spend your money on good unprocessed foods, buy some steaks, and drink some extra water, that should be more noticeable than anything OTC.


How much does Glutamine help and whats the best brand in your opinion? Ive never taken it.
 
vertigorocks said:
You just made squirt Muscle Milk out of my nose! LOL, that shit was two funny Krat! Sell that description to MM; I bet they'd love to put that actual customer review on their supplements!

Hey vert, if you've got some time and a dog nearby, I would like you to try an experiment. First off, its important that you do not disturb the muscle milk that has squirted out of your nose and onto the floor. If you've already cleaned it up, drink more MM and think of something really funny. Like R. Lee Hermey chewing out that fat fuck Private "Pyle" in Full Metal Jacket.

Now, all you need to do is call the dog over, lift its tail, and have it sit over the spot marked by your nasal discharge of muscle milk. Proceed to (in a firm front to back motion) rub the dog's asshole directly over this spot. Let dry and repeat twice. Tomorrow morning, you may lick the area clean. I can't be sure, but I'm guessing this is the only way (without actually purchasing the pudding) someone could really sympathize with my dilemma. That is, having to eat shit flavored brick of muscle milk for the next 23 days. Let me know. Just be thankful you have been spared the texture. And BTW, I would'nt share this recipe with anyone. I believe it would infringe on CytoSport's flavor patent. Be well and prosper.:)
 
body2see said:
Not to hijack this thread, but glutamine is the most abundant amino acid found in skeletal muscle, its effects on recovery and volumization are very important, plus if taken on an empty stomach prior to bed it has been shown to increase natural HGH release.

Glutamine is expensive, 1000gram container might run you 40-75 bucks and you can take 5-10gms per day or more...most brands are relatively good twinlab, prolab, eas, muscletech, but I personally prefer the MHP 12 hour release....

Back to the thread, that whole dog story actually makes me physically sick..LOL, we have some sick bastards on this site!

Hey man, keep em coming. Might as well get some good advice in this goofy thread. I need all the supplement advice I can get. What are your opinions on kre-alkalyn and NO2 boosters? Picked up some of that stuff as well. 17lbs of ripped on the way, bitches!! Light weight.... BABY!!! Nutin but a peanut!! Seriously though, any opinions appreciated.
 
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