who jerks off even when they have a girlfriend?

Honestly?!?! Not very often and I try not to do it at all. I feel very uncomfortable that I need to at all. But it's easier on me than you guys. I'm a virgin and so my desires are not as strong...however this makes it very hard to date. Soon as the hear the V word it's all about bets. Who can "screw" the virgin first. Honestly!! Some guys need a life...try lifting...I mean something other than...
 
Normalsucks, I am glad you don't hit women...that is something you should be proud of. This sounds weird, but I won't hit a girl either. I made the vow a long time ago when I messed up a girl and seriously I tried my best not to hurt her just tap her here and there until she quit hitting me. The next day she walked in looking a little messed up and me without a mark. Felt bad ever since. I think that is when I first discovered I was stronger than most females.

And I will only hit a guy if they hit me. And oh boy...sometimes they live to regret it. Guys don't care too much to say, "yeah, a girl kicked my butt 'cause I hit her".

It is nothing to brag about...it's funny to talk about sometimes, but I am very unhappy with the idea I've ever hit anyone at all. I try to be a Christian woman and that is not very Christian-like, but I have to admit...I feel better after I hit a man for hitting me. :D
 
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NormalSucks said:
beating off is almost like cheating anyway.... Dont tell me you crazy bastards are thinking about your wifes/girl friends when your doing it...



I'm not saying I don't believe you, but I don't understand.

Out of all my friends I regularly kick it with, only one says once a week or so for him. I believe him to, there's no reason to lie because me and another guys say 1X a day minimum and we're looked up upon because of our amazing libidos.

Why are some guys daily and some guys rarely to never? Morals? Testosterone levels? Having a GF/Wife? These are the mysteries of the world, I guess we'll never know.

With my friend, I have a guess. He has very little moral fiber from what I can tell. He has no GF or wife, and I feel he has little natural test (not aggressive). So now that morals are out, it has to do with natty test (or in my case unnatural test), and having regular sex. I hear from guys who have a relationship here and there that when they're having sex they think about it more and have more urges.
 
NormalSucks said:
How about a pic angelblue? maybe Ill give this masterbation a try :p


And I'm sure AB that he meant this in a tasteless, joking manner. Guys here are very respectful (usually).
 
AB- Yep, sorry. Its the 750mgs of test flowing right now. Im kinda a dick while on cycle. Thanks jay for helping me realize im out of line....

jay- I have no reason to lie about anything. Im honestly telling you that my libido goes out of control while on. I just dont like pounding off, Im under employed right now, with a lot of time on my hands. So 2-3 women, is very easy.... As far a morals goes, Your right, not the nicest thing to do... And If things where diffrent, Id settle down with just one.- But you have to walk for a mile in ones shoes before you judge.

peace- out.
 
yeah everyone here is respectful to woman who join our threads. But it might be wise to not reply if the topic involves jerking off. Men can sometimes try to joke with women not realize its not the same as when told to another guy. Besides i bet you all these bastards were jerking off while they were replying to my post.
 
Oh, trust me...I was not offended. In my line of work and the people I meet...you'd be suprised what guys tell me. And my co-workers...oh my!!! One of them has asked me repeatedly if I would just once let him see me topless...just see. He wanted other things, but he limited it down to this...oh, boy!!

But thank you for the advice and the respect...you all are a great bunch!!! Honest!!!!
 
Glen Whitestone said:
I popped the porno in, pulled out my whang and woke up when my girl came in the door with a beer spilled on the couch, a porno playing and a box of tissues on the coffee table. It was not one of my golden moments, the porn was this real sick shit too like Max hardcore.
bwhahaha, straight up busted in the crime scene!
 
ok now lets kick it up a notch.

Which one of you sick fucks warms liver in the microwave and does the deed. :suspect: :D :puke:
 
HELL NO! thats a bit too much. but just curious if any of you did weird shit like that. Remember i am just making conversation here :p
 
I used to work as a cook and this dude that worked with me would always finger the cuts of prime rib between the fat. He always said he would f one. I could not, just like if I could go down on myself I still would not. I would feel too much like a sexual deviant. I would never buy a rubber vagina either, my luck I would die prematurely and my family would be sent to my house to clear out my possesions and my mother or something would find it.
 
:saywhat: Oh, boy!! I was going to buy my ex something like that, because he wouldn't lay up on asking me...never did have the chance...he found some real ones...wonder what he has now. :eek:
 
I fucked a warm banana peal once, The liver really sounds like a good idea- waste of good meat though...

I mean I knew someone who fucked a banana peal...
 
NormalSucks said:
I fucked a warm banana peal once, The liver really sounds like a good idea- waste of good meat though...

I mean I knew someone who fucked a banana peal...

you fucker, I'm sitting here stuck late in my office with a banana I brought to go with my shake and now I can't even look at it without laughing... and I definitely won't bring myself to eat it!!!

I hate you NormalSucks
 
my friend did the warm banana peel thing, he said he put it between to couch cushions and f-ed it like the cushions were bent over doggystyle, he's weird though
 
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