I got a fing stalker!!

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dude this is the funniest shit I have read in awhile! You had me rollin!! LOL Its so funny cause its true. :D
 
yeah check this story out, I think I might have posted it on here way back when... this happened to me about 7 years ago or so:lurk:

this chick picks me up at the bar that I was bouncing at, we go back to her place have a one nightstand and all-no sooner that I blow my load in the condom and roll off her the phone rings...

she says, "Shut up that's my boyfriend"
I say,"your what?"

she gets on the phone-enough to make you puke...

"oh, I'm not doing anything honey just sitting here missing you. Wish you were here right now, I know, I love you too."
this crap went on for 5 minutes

whole time I'm thinking- boyfriend my ass probably her husband...that could have been anyone of us on the other line:dizzy:

poor fucker got snowed bigger than shit

now that's a whore for ya
 
yeah check this story out, I think I might have posted it on here way back when... this happened to me about 7 years ago or so:lurk:

this chick picks me up at the bar that I was bouncing at, we go back to her place have a one nightstand and all-no sooner that I blow my load in the condom and roll off her the phone rings...

she says, "Shut up that's my boyfriend"
I say,"your what?"

she gets on the phone-enough to make you puke...

"oh, I'm not doing anything honey just sitting here missing you. Wish you were here right now, I know, I love you too."
this crap went on for 5 minutes

whole time I'm thinking- boyfriend my ass probably her husband...that could have been anyone of us on the other line:dizzy:

poor fucker got snowed bigger than shit

now that's a whore for ya
so sad but true
 
This is why i dont do much relationship shit. I know every girl is a whore just about and every guy is a dick. Ive picked up many of milf's that were married at the bar took them home or fucked them in the parking lot even. I would never go back to their house though. I never hit a married woman more then once just because of the reasons listed in this thread. Always give a fake number if they ask for one or your fucked. I dont feel bad for it at all. If shes a whore shes gonna fuck someone why not be me on the receiving end of it? I feel sorry for the guy not because i fucked his wife but because he married a whore and thats his fault.
 
hot chicks are just hard to turn down whether they're married or not.

When i say nobody ever finds out. Maybe its not 100%. But women are very careful. Id say more then men. They have more to loose. dont be so confident that you'd find out. When you have 2 very careful adult minds working together- its pretty tight.

Im not trying to brag, just saying this is whats up. - keep her happy and it wont happen.
 
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yeah, some people take the moral high ground.... but put them in the same situation and see what happens.
 
Alright... so, to put this one to bed.

The stalker is now "dating" my friend. I feel bad in a way, cause i should have warned him about her. But he's a big boy. They only time she becomes a nut job is when she gets dumped.... So he should be good... for a little bit anyway.

Whatever length of time it is, - im free of her.
 
:satan: she'll be back for more, YOUR HER LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.

If she can't have you no one can-soon she'll get your name tatted on her thigh, then you'll have a note on your car that says, "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER"

then she'll break your legs and chain you to a bed in her house, "YOU DIRTY BIRDY, NOT MY MISERY-YOU KILLED MY MISERY"

and they all lived happily ever after... the end
:wave:
 
:satan: she'll be back for more, YOUR HER LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.

If she can't have you no one can-soon she'll get your name tatted on her thigh, then you'll have a note on your car that says, "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER"

then she'll break your legs and chain you to a bed in her house, "YOU DIRTY BIRDY, NOT MY MISERY-YOU KILLED MY MISERY"

and they all lived happily ever after... the end
:wave:

LMAO....this iz an epic thread....worst thingz have happen....u cud wake up with ur testicle glued to ur thigh lmao ... never happened to me im just sayin.....
 
dude you just rolled over in the wet spot happens all the time, that's why we do it on her side of the bed-so I don't have to sleep in it:mad:
 
yeah, some people take the moral high ground.... but put them in the same situation and see what happens.

for the record I been put in this situation NUMEROUS NUMEROUS TIMES, by super hot chics, and always turned the ass down EVERY SINGLE TIME. Some people just think different then others, for me personaly speaking i knew this is how I wanted to live my life from a young age because my dad has been married 6 or 7 times now and I just always waited for the one i thought i wanted to be with forever, and got married, not saying i wont ever get devorced, i pray i dont, but im just saying this is how I want to live my life and I found a women who thinks the same way I do.

So I guess what I am saying is not everyone will buckle under the pressure of having a nice pink pussy thrown in their face,lmao, especialy if they have one at home that still turns them on 10 years into the relationship.
 
Yeah, its not for everyone. Its not for me anymore. Sounds like its never been for presser.
 
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There go norm rite there lol.....sorry bro it was too EZ lol
 
hot chicks are just hard to turn down whether they're married or not.

When i say nobody ever finds out. Maybe its not 100%. But women are very careful. Id say more then men. They have more to loose. dont be so confident that you'd find out. When you have 2 very careful adult minds working together- its pretty tight.

Im not trying to brag, just saying this is whats up. - keep her happy and it wont happen.
As long as you keep her happy no one will find out huh? Well from reading this post, she doesnt seem to be to happy with you. Only takes one time to screp up and your done with.
 
for the record I been put in this situation NUMEROUS NUMEROUS TIMES, by super hot chics, and always turned the ass down EVERY SINGLE TIME. Some people just think different then others, for me personaly speaking i knew this is how I wanted to live my life from a young age because my dad has been married 6 or 7 times now and I just always waited for the one i thought i wanted to be with forever, and got married, not saying i wont ever get devorced, i pray i dont, but im just saying this is how I want to live my life and I found a women who thinks the same way I do.

So I guess what I am saying is not everyone will buckle under the pressure of having a nice pink pussy thrown in their face,lmao, especialy if they have one at home that still turns them on 10 years into the relationship.

Atleast I know im not the only one like this.
 
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