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franconian
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Originally posted by sugaa
Women are attracted to guy's asses too but it doesnt mean we want to stick
something in it.
I that if you are complaining that a woman doesnt want to have
anal sex then it's probably becuase you arent willing to let her do something different
by sticking a dildo in yours first.
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I should introduce you to my ex. she had issues!!!
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Originally posted by sugaa
Women are attracted to guy's asses too but it doesnt mean we want to stick
something in it.
I that if you are complaining that a woman doesnt want to haveanal sex then it's probably becuase you arent willing to let her do something different
by sticking a dildo in yours first.
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I should introduce you to my ex. she had issues!!!
wakestud16
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japan69 said:
thats just sick, i just couldnt get myself around to tasting an asshole, thats something i never wanna know the taste of... that is why they invented ky jelly.
CzarShel
Mc Vet
Quote/ when i was in high school this guy i know was banging some chick and when he went to stick it her ass she shit all over him. to make matters worse it was in somebody's bedroom at a party. to this day when you mention her name around town people go 'you mean the girl that......'/ End Quote
OMG there was this chick in HS and this freind of mine borrowed his dads truck, took her out, and ended up screwing her.
Well when she had an orgasam she laid a big ol turd across the bench seats, and he said "why the hell did you do that" she said "I dunno it just felt good" he went on and on about how he had to pick up the log and throw it out and it took him all night cleaning and spraying to get the smell out so he could take his dads truck back.
I almost shit MYself laughing so hard for like a week.
OMG there was this chick in HS and this freind of mine borrowed his dads truck, took her out, and ended up screwing her.
Well when she had an orgasam she laid a big ol turd across the bench seats, and he said "why the hell did you do that" she said "I dunno it just felt good" he went on and on about how he had to pick up the log and throw it out and it took him all night cleaning and spraying to get the smell out so he could take his dads truck back.
I almost shit MYself laughing so hard for like a week.
Presser said:
not plane old chicken, but chicken with a little bit of bitter aftertaste. Of course I like to warm them up by sticking my tongue in firts...now that shows true commitment to the job at hand. AND it doesn't make you sick like raw chicken!
WHAT A GREAT THREAD!!!!!!!
notacow
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A fine bit of porno, but in the end, a total load of shit.
The only girls I fucked up the ass were either:
1) drunk beyond belief.
2) on qualuudes (this is the best way).
3) drunk and on vallium.
4) so dulled by antidepressants that they can't come any other way.
I'd guess that 5) dulled by heroin or pain killers works too. But I wouldn't know.
It's an interesting idea when you're 20 and you've never been there. After that it's just crap.
You need a really good lube, but there's better ways to have sex.
She's got enough shit up there - do you really need to be a part of that?
(a prize to whoever counts the most puns in this post
- n
On the other hand I do have a tendancy to eat 'the whole thing'. LOL.
The only girls I fucked up the ass were either:
1) drunk beyond belief.
2) on qualuudes (this is the best way).
3) drunk and on vallium.
4) so dulled by antidepressants that they can't come any other way.
I'd guess that 5) dulled by heroin or pain killers works too. But I wouldn't know.
It's an interesting idea when you're 20 and you've never been there. After that it's just crap.
You need a really good lube, but there's better ways to have sex.
She's got enough shit up there - do you really need to be a part of that?
(a prize to whoever counts the most puns in this post
- n
On the other hand I do have a tendancy to eat 'the whole thing'. LOL.
notacow
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duh.. I agree. There's nothing like a nice pussy.Sachet said:I hate to be a party pooper
The lining of the anus is very thin, unlike the lining of the vaginal canal which can withstand thrusting by a very hard penis.
A tear in the anus lining can not be repaired..
Serious question~ why would any straight male want to do anal on a woman if he has pussy available to him?
(btw - nice pun
Lol nice thread yall got going, funny thing is, for the first time, i stuck it in my girls butt last night, wow did she have a HUGE orgasim. To me, it doesnt fill near as good as pussy, but def. gets the girl off, so ill do a switcherru, she can get hers and then ill get mine!
Crazymank
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
Cant believe im telling you guys this, but my lady secretly likes anal. Its funny cause she doesn’t let me do it, cause I think she's embarrassed. But- when the time is right, she does let me. Specially when she’s drunk. Usually starts end ends with fingers… but sometimes she wants the real deal. Nothing better when she grabs my cock and puts it in the other spot.
normalsucks said:
I believe its like the pulling hair thing. Most women secretly like that. They wont admit it and some dont like it cause they hookedup with some caveman who doesnt do it right.....but I have yet to find one who doesnt really like it.
drinking of course gets those inhibitions out of the way faster.
R
runner
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my wife of 30 years prefers anal sex to all others. anal sex is part of our lovemaking at least 70% of the time. usually we have oral sex until orgasm and then she wants it in the ass. she orgasms as i get the full length inside her and then cums 2 or 3 times as i stroke it. wow i have a great woman.
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