Since we all like golf so much
The Rules of Bedroom Golf
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and
two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the
balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners
are
permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to
the hole.
Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner
is
satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied
permission to play again.
It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival.
Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course,
paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are
currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have
been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times.
Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair.
Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced
players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly
when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known
to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they
considered
a private course.
The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which
may reduce the visibility of the hole.
Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting
to play the backside.
Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a
quicker pace at the owners request.
It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the
same hole several times in one match.