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BillTheButcher
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Okay all you cheap mofos out there, Bill is here to save you some money. Instead of being a dumbass like me and wasting money on shitty movies you can now read reviews from the man himself.
"Walk the Line" - Good movie but after listening to the other River Phoneix sing like Johnny Cash for two hours I wanted to walk off a cliff. I don't see how anyone could like Johnny Cash or his music.
I would spend the money to rent this just to see Reese Witherspoon. She looks double the fun as a brunette and her body in this movie is slamming.
I give this movie one thumb down and the other thumb up.
"Jarhead" - Solid movie. Very good and also it had some cool background scenes. Jamie Foxx will always annoy me although he is a good actor. The movie could use more violence but other then that it was good.
If you have to tackle grandma to get the last copy I would use a chop block on her. At 80, her knees are already shot.
"The New Harry Potter" - Finally a Harry Potter movie where the gang finally gets horny. I can't spell any of there names so let's just say the main chick is growing up. Harry and Ron are dorks as usual and that little dude who always directs the band still freaks me out.
Average-wait until you friend buys it then steal it.
"Walk the Line" - Good movie but after listening to the other River Phoneix sing like Johnny Cash for two hours I wanted to walk off a cliff. I don't see how anyone could like Johnny Cash or his music.
I would spend the money to rent this just to see Reese Witherspoon. She looks double the fun as a brunette and her body in this movie is slamming.
I give this movie one thumb down and the other thumb up.
"Jarhead" - Solid movie. Very good and also it had some cool background scenes. Jamie Foxx will always annoy me although he is a good actor. The movie could use more violence but other then that it was good.
If you have to tackle grandma to get the last copy I would use a chop block on her. At 80, her knees are already shot.
"The New Harry Potter" - Finally a Harry Potter movie where the gang finally gets horny. I can't spell any of there names so let's just say the main chick is growing up. Harry and Ron are dorks as usual and that little dude who always directs the band still freaks me out.
Average-wait until you friend buys it then steal it.