corny pick up lines

[its_me_jay]

anybody that knows any post em

i love every bone in your body, especialy mine.

 

[MacGyver]

Do you wanna go back to my place and play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

 

[LilBrat]

Do you wanna go back to my place and play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

LOL~I like.

 

[MacGyver]

I really like that shirt you are wearing. It's very becoming on you.
If I was that shirt, I would be coming too

 

[MacGyver]

If you left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I come visit you between the holidays???

 

[midwtchamp]

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

[bigshug]

Do you like boxing??

Then drop to your knees and give me twenty blows to the head..

 

[Saks]

My wife just died! I need someone to talk to

 

[gander]

How do you like your eggs? Poached? Scrambled? or Fertilized?

 

[LilBrat]

Do you like boxing??

Then drop to your knees and give me twenty blows to the head..

LOL!

 

[Sachet]

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

[Sachet]

Was your father a thief?
Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

aww.. sweet

 

[Sachet]

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

aww! *melts*

 

[MacGyver]

Is your father a terrorist? Cause you are Da Bomb!!!

 

[Saks]

Honey U look better then a new set of snow tires

 

[Saks]

I got that from a commercial from a couple of years ago

 

[footballcat]

Nice rack can i put my pool stick in your Hole

 

[footballcat]

Lets have a party and invite your pants down

 

[92StangMan]

The word of the day is "legs." Now lets go back to your place and spread the word.