Drug Dogs in School

[Presser]

this is what my gf says if she catches me cheating on her

She tells you she's gonna rip your boyfriends dick off ??? Damn! Lol

 

[mcgaret]

lol, I know, but you have to seize the opportunity when it presents itself, and well, it presented itself at that given moment! lol. But My daughter shut down the chat pretty fast,lol, but I did end the conversation with "Ok...But If I find out, im going to rip his little dick off" and yes those were my EXACT WORDS! LOL

I just read this and choked and my protien drink came out my nose. Presser, hope you dont mind but Im using this line. LMFAO

 

[IronJulius]

She tells you she's gonna rip your boyfriends dick off ??? Damn! Lol

i quit sucking dick when i stopped smoking crack lol its a joke

no silly(in my gay typing voice) i think she would be ok with 3sum with another guy but traumatized if he stuck me in the ARSE hell i would be traumatized! damn new thoughts oh its valentines day i hope she gives it up before she goes to work. i need a sure proof plan on how to get some

 

[Bruiser76]

i quit sucking dick when i stopped smoking crack lol its a joke

no silly(in my gay typing voice) i think she would be ok with 3sum with another guy but traumatized if he stuck me in the ARSE hell i would be traumatized! damn new thoughts oh its valentines day i hope she gives it up before she goes to work. i need a sure proof plan on how to get some

I need to wash my brain after reading this... Lol