Southern Comfor
Banana
Woke up this morning with my inner trachea so swollen I couldnt swallow. Looked into the mirror and opened my mouth and that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat was so trashed I could almost chew on it. Went to the ER after freaking cause I couldnt drink any water, they swab my throat, ran some tests and came back in with a needle. Some BS steroid shot, the nurse gives me the, drop your pants gig and I just laugh. Thinking to myself "damn please dont do my right glute, do my left one, Ive got to inject into my right glute in the morning"! With the syringe in her MOUTH, she freaking harponed my ass! Ive done this a lot but never hurt that bad, its been over 8 hours and my ass feels like ive been pumped full of 3ccs of a winnstrol/test prop mix, this is some firey stuff. Needless to say, swelling in my throat has went down and I can eat again. Not what i want to do every Sunday monring.