FU SCAMMERS - YOU KNOW WHO THE F*CK I'M TALKING ABOUT
FU pulled muscle in my neck
FU Diet Coke for being in the fridge in the basement, making me have to walk
FU 3rd shift job
FU winny leaving that lidocaine smell all around me
FU McD's for not serving me the other night when they were STILL OPEN
FU Paycheck, for never being large enough to quell my wife's shopping addiction
FU Bin Ladin - come and get some of this white boy - I'll stuff raw bacon down your stinkin' ass throat
FU student who hit Arnold with the egg - still pissed about that one
FU dumbass on MTV who gave ALL of us a freakin' bad name with your behavior - BTW, if you ever read this - you're SKINNY