Favorite pick up line!!!!

[Azmodeus]

You have that look like you swallow. <<<wait for a response>>>

Good one. haha

 

[StneCldJer]

guy: i bet they call you milk
girl: why?
guy: b/c i'm sure you can do this body good.
i know it's lame

 

[MARMASS]

If my nuts were on your chin where would my dick be?

 

[Teflon]

I love you like a fat kid loves choclate! lol

 

[gander]

How do you like your eggs? Poached? Scrambled? or Fertilized???

 

[ChooChoo]

Here's one that usually opens the door for more coversation:

"You look just like my second wife!"
and she asks: "How many times have you been married?"
You respond "Once!"

Once she gets it, the door is opened to close the catch.

 

[blm9376]

I don't use pick up lines, just good ol' simple conversation but I know a few funny ones that you prob wouldn't want to use...

Are you parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

or...

Go up to a girl and say " Do you want to dance?" and if she says no, say " I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me," I said " You look fat in those pants."

or...

Lick your finger then wipe it on her shirt and say " Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes."

I know they are cheesy but still funny.

 

[SKINLESS]

If my nuts were on your chin where would my dick be?

thats pretty funny.

heres one: "lets go in the bathroom, you can be the school girl and i can be the priest".

 

[dpsquat]

loosers

You dumb asses women pick me up ! its tuff being ME!

 

[bjtheman]

You have that look like you swallow. <<<wait for a response>>>

LMAO!!! That one's great

 

[MUCH BIGGER]

Here is one that a buddy of mine used:

He sat down the far end of the bar and everytime a woman would stand/sit next to him he leaned over and whispered in her ear "I'll Lick Your Pu- -y All Weekend Long" We watched as he got slapped once but the fourth woman he said it too actually took him home.

 

[BStrongBwell*]

Here is one that a buddy of mine used:

He sat down the far end of the bar and everytime a woman would stand/sit next to him he leaned over and whispered in her ear "I'll Lick Your Pu- -y All Weekend Long" We watched as he got slapped once but the fourth woman he said it too actually took him home.

I would love to do that...too bad I'm married now and won't ever have the chance again,

 

[mailboxkillR]

you and a buddy go stand next to a girl you say to your buddy "could you please take my pulse I think I must have died cause there is an angel standing next to me" King cheezie but they love it.

 

[RAZZ]

i guess a B job is out of the ??

 

[LaMastaKilla]

mailbox you are super gay! this is the best one:
"girl you as sweet as milk chocolate how about i nutt in your mouth not in your hand"

 

[jshoty]

ill marry you tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight.