Funnyist thing youve seen at the gym
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JackHammerJH
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I can't tell you how many times someone comes up to me IN THE MIDDLE OF A SET and says something or asks me something. I even wear headphones when I workout, mainly to detract these morons but they still talk to me. The worst part is that after I ignore them initially, they will ask me the same thing LOUDER as if I didn't hear them the first time! (Still in the middle of my set mind you.) People have no f'in clue. Are you at the gym to talk or to lift?
irishpride
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funniest thing that happened to me was in my old gym, there was this guy who basically did nothing but bench then stare everyone down, well i used to bust his balls and shit like that and finally one day he said lets have a bench competetion, i said sure i want 500 on the bar, he said no problem, i got behind him to spot him he lifted it up with my help then i walked away and watched the bar fall straight on his chest and like 3 or 4 dudes run over to help him, all i did was go back to my curls LOL he was pissed though
Irish - thats classic / body2see - I wish I had seen that, reading it made me laugh
out loud. And those idiots who want to talk when your in the middle of a set - give
them the "I'm fucking crazy and I'm about to kill you look" - usually stops them from doing it again. (I love doing that - one time I had a guy give me the same look back,
I started laughing and got to be friends w/him. Gotta love the fellow crazys)
out loud. And those idiots who want to talk when your in the middle of a set - give
them the "I'm fucking crazy and I'm about to kill you look" - usually stops them from doing it again. (I love doing that - one time I had a guy give me the same look back,
I started laughing and got to be friends w/him. Gotta love the fellow crazys)
Stickler*
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mcgaret said:
Yeah, I worked for Kats... i think the reason his chest started growing that way is actually from a disorder... it's been a while and i can't remember when i think i heard this... but b/c of the disorder and his extended chest etc... he tried to compensate by training on everything else....
i worked at 24 hour fitness at the desk at night i was in good shape the ..trying to get back there now ..i worked the desk this isnt bullshit story ether it was about 345 am when i heard 2 guys arguing in the parking lot and next thing i knew there was this guy running threw the lobby on fire jumped right in the swimming pool. the guy wasnt ingulfed totaly in flames but hes ass was diffently on fire.. cops told us it was two dope fiends arguing over drugs and one squirted lighter fluid and threw his cigerate at him..that shit was funny the guy lived but man he looked like the human torch from fantastic four...we had the cops ,ambulances, fand fire dept there. after that night my boss made me keep the fire exstuigisher on the desk and i sign saying why not try the pool when your hott .... many of the night regulars laughed when they came in.
the only funny thing i can think of that i see every day is men lifting so friggin incorrectly so they can show they have some weight on the bar w/ some skinny ass arms and delt-less on top of that. they will never get anywhere like that except hospitalized, i just don't know. then i see women busting their ass, lifting correctly and getting places, like their #'s into my cell phone, LOL. had to throw that in there, ya know.
or the guys that want you to spot them and you know its gonna be a trainwreck.finaman said:
The guy is smaller than you, and using twice the weight you would use in the same exercise. You already know you're gonna get back workout while struggles to push the weights through his 1/4 range of motion
when they say "one more", I just wanna yell "will you actually be doing this one or should I get it too"
I actually spotted a guy on the bench one day who stopped and wrote everything in his journal, which is good but I told him on the last set that I needed to borrow his pen so I could write down a set a curls in MY journaldreww said:or the guys that want you to spot them and you know its gonna be a trainwreck.
The guy is smaller than you, and using twice the weight you would use in the same exercise. You already know you're gonna get back workout while struggles to push the weights through his 1/4 range of motion
when they say "one more", I just wanna yell "will you actually be doing this one or should I get it too"
thats not funny mike i told you i dont let anybody borrow my pen ...lol thats not funny i do that all the time but i write fast .....ive had about 20 people ask me where i got my logg at and now i see them popping up all over the gym... and it pissed me off cause i went to get a drink of water and seen some guy pick up mine and started to copy all my shit down now i carry the logg with me and take the pen you cant borrow with me even to the water fountain
Funny and sick at the same time. I'm pretty horrible when it comes to ugly women. I'm pretty good with the cell cam too. She soo didn't wanna be there either. You could see it on her face, someone was forcing her to stay on that eliptical, damn...
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JackHammerJH
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lmao
JackHammerJH
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wtf?
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