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WeirdAl
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This came across a diesel car list I'm on, and I thought it was funny.
For those of you unfamiliar, most older diesels are loud, smelly, slow, and smoke "like a tire fire". But, they do tend to run forever and get great mileage...
Anyway, getting hit by an old (mercedez) diesel, from a deer's perspective:
ooh. grass. yum. oh my this is good grass. hey pavement! I think i'll wander onto it.
oh headlights. wait... is that headlights? well i'll stand here for a bit.
my gosh that thing is slow. I can hear it. sounds like a dozen spoons stuck in a Cuisinart. But it doesn't seem to get any closer.
Hey what's all this black fog? smells like New Jersey. *cough*
Can't see the headlights anymore.
Oh. here they are.
WHUMP.
damn. I just got a pedicure. "It's just a fleshwound!"
*cough*
For those of you unfamiliar, most older diesels are loud, smelly, slow, and smoke "like a tire fire". But, they do tend to run forever and get great mileage...
Anyway, getting hit by an old (mercedez) diesel, from a deer's perspective:
ooh. grass. yum. oh my this is good grass. hey pavement! I think i'll wander onto it.
oh headlights. wait... is that headlights? well i'll stand here for a bit.
my gosh that thing is slow. I can hear it. sounds like a dozen spoons stuck in a Cuisinart. But it doesn't seem to get any closer.
Hey what's all this black fog? smells like New Jersey. *cough*
Can't see the headlights anymore.
Oh. here they are.
WHUMP.
damn. I just got a pedicure. "It's just a fleshwound!"
*cough*