Sitting outside trying to enjoy the evening and of course, there has to be some shit started.. Now I'm not much of a fighter but after a hit upside the head, one on the cheek, and one on my mouth... I went ape shit and let this monster of a moth have it... I started flailing and threw my sandal at it and even back handed the damn thing. This damn moth had to of migrated from texas or something cause it was huge!!! It literally tried to fly into my mouth too I swear... I hate bugs... spiders... flying insects etc... I hate them all!!!! Hopefully the death of that big bastard sends the future ones a message not to mess with me lol
Got in a fight tonight...
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IronJulius
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lol I didn't realize it was a moth until the second to last sentence lol memories of my mom throwing shoes at me came up. I went on a killing spree with misquitoes last week. I usually don't mess with insects that's what the cat is for. funny story yesterday morning I was sitting on the porch and I notice a spider and web right beside me next thing I see the damn spider closing up shop lol he took down his web and went lol
Big ass cool looking spider?? An orb weaver? They are the only ones I know that take their web down every morning and put it back up every night... seems like a pain lol
P.S. I am single, pretty sure there is a man law saying I am not allowed to have a cat... Besides this moth was damn near like those flying monkeys on the wizard of oz... probably would have picked up the cat and flew off with... the damn thing dive bombed me three times!!!
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IronJulius
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small spider I guess orb weaver. I tell you I did have to put some sevin dust on the tomatoes today the damn caterpillars were taking over
Glad to see you survived that attack.
big in vegas
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LoL, this was funny. I hate bugs, I can't fucking stand them flying around me. I want to punch the fucker that thought it was a good idea to put the porch light on the side of the front door that opens instead of over by the hinge. So now anytime I come home at night, at least 2 moths, 3 other bugs and 5 mosquitoes follow me in the door and keep me busy for the next 45 minutes while I try to kill them all
Look at the bright side... You find something to do for 45 minutes lol I hate porch lights placements too... I have to walk through a cloud of misc. bugs to get in the house.... feel them bouncing off my head landing in my heair I hate it. Two nights ago I freaked out cause one of these stowaways tried to crawl its ass in bed with me and went across the back of my neck... at first I was like "oh someones getting lucky"... then I realized "oh shit I went to bed alone" lol flew out of bed and it was little ass moth freeloading wanting to spoon... I hate bugs!!!.
IronJulius
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yea its hard to keep a women when she has to fight insects in the bed lol get a cat
big in vegas
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Or get a net for your bed, but that'd be hard to explain when you bring home a straggler....It might send her packing too
I believe single guys, unless awarded the cat in a separation, OR, if they have kids, are not allowed to own cats... use that as my pick up like, "wanna go to my house and meet my cat"... that may work on a guy, a woman is going to assume I am gay and "we are just going to be friends" lol I'd have better luck with a malaria net lol
IronJulius
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or when you are buying cat food you could say to the hot girl next to you that you saved it from being hit by a truck on the highway and look like the hero with a sensitive side
charliebigspuds
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This made me chuckle on my tea break.
big in vegas
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Just tell her you saved the cat off ASPCA.
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