gym clowns

[DecaDent*]

LMAO,this is a great list of loosers....
Add "Spandex-Man"...he jumps from treadmill to stairclimber in his superhero outfit. Cotton is his kryptonite. The sock he has stuffed in his skintight Lycra shorts is his secret chick magnet. He never touches a free weight. Tunes out to his idol,Richard Simmons...favorite CD"Sweating to the Oldies". After his third aerobic class in a row he loves to strip off the lycra and sit naked next to Napalm in the sauna.  :angry:    

 

[Man Boobies]

LMAO very entertaining thread!

What about the "Fine Ass Women" they bend over showing you there ass...and when you go to look at them...they give you a dirty look!? LOL

"Arch Brothers" we have two of these guys at my gym...you know the type...benching WAY more then they can handle on flat bench...and the lower back comes about 2 feet off the bench!  LOL I have seen one of them working out by himself...tried to put up 80lb dumbbells and FAILED...miserably!!!!  Couldn't even get outta the hole...I always laugh when watching him..especially with the 100lb+ weight...moves the weight about 3 inches..with about 2 feet between his back and the bench...dumb ass!

"No Change" I have seen so many people at my gym...they look the exact same as the first day I saw them...damn why bother!

"No Traps" lol this guy always cracks me up...he has absolutely NO TRAPS!  NONE!  If you look at him he shoulders go across parallel to the floor.  Anyway always seeing him doing sets with 315 and up...barely moving the weight...I always think about telling him to down the weight and do full movements...but I just keep my mouth shut.

Cheers,
MB

 

[thundercat]

How about the jackasses that walk around like they got fuckin wings  with the arms way out  like their lats are so huge. Ronnie Coleman dont walk like that, so whats up with these stupid asses? If they only knew how retarded they looked. Oh and get this I was changing into my workout gear one time and I saw this dude rolling his t-shirt sleeve up, but B4 he started rolling it up he put a wide rubber band on the sleeve then rolled it up......I thought to myself you got to be fucking kidding me.so now I guess hes the Ultimate Warrior, who knows. How about just working out you stupid ass and getting some big arms instead of the optical illusions or should that be delusion.Thank god I just train and get the hell out of there.

 

[DecaDent*]

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They are afflicted with the uncurable disease called ILS (Imaginary Lat Syndrome).......there should be a friggin Labor Day Telathon to search for a cure for ILS.

 

[ZZZOOM]

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[Elmo]

Finaly the thristy I am in love with me, faggot! The guy who acts like he needs to get a drink so he can look at him self in the mirror every two minutes. I wish these fuckin Calvin Kln wanna be models would stay the fuck out of my gym!