Have you ever done this

[majortguns]

Just got finished talking with one of my friends and he tld me his wife hasn't givin him any in a few weeks. Well she was about to last night and she rolled and went to sleep on him. Whats he do? He jerks off, blows a load on her ass while shes asleep, and then wakes her up to tell her to got take a shower. All I could was laugh my ass off.

 

[majortguns]

Is she cheating on him?? Gotta be more to it then not giving it up...My now ex would at least let me hop on top of her at any given moment and go with it, no matter the time or place, so thats the one thing I can actually say was good about her.

Have no clue, have no idea why he's with her either.

 

[The Deuce]

That sucks.. right now.. I am having a problem.. My Puppy .. 4.5mon old Bully.. won't let the wife and I have umm quality time.. HELL.. I can't even hug her or kiss her without him coming in between us because he is feeling neglected..if there wasn't 3 feet of friggen snow outside I'd tie him out.. and.. if I lock him outta the bedroom he will literally bark and bark and bark... ugh.. PUPPIES !!

But every once and awhile.. when he's passed out.. she'll attack me and jump on me and get hers.. then do he little ass bouncy thingy she does and boom I get mine.. and hahaha, can't complain about that.. don't have to do any work.. lay back, relax, and enjoy...

 

[winneevee]

I had this same problem awhile back.. turns out she was getting cock from someone else..

 

[SOCOM]

I had that same problem not too long ago. I tried different approaches..
One was getting her drunk, that shit backfired..I couldnt get her to stop talking all kinds of nonsense then she would start crying about the weirdest shit. So I said screw it maybe shes playing mind games, I'll do the same. So I flipped it on her and I would ACT uninterested in having sex with her..to make her think I was getting it elsewhere. That worked pretty well..but I still wasnt getting it as often as I wanted. And finally..I remembered that song "you gotta lick it before we kick it..you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it". and let me tell you..it worked! So now were both happy.
I end up like this :drooling:

 

[jtunderdog]

Deuce drop a benadryl in a hotdog and feed it to the pup. It won't hurt it and you will be glad you did. My problem is that my wife started the pill and couldn't stay on and her sex drive is all screwy. I plan on cutting with 350 of prop starting in two weeks so Im gonna beat her to death. LOL I am not just saying this but even if my wife can't commit to the consummation I have her trained to take the "bull by the horn" if you know what I mean. My wife would punch me in the head if I did that to her. LOL

 

[majortguns]

I don't know if they're having any problems. I just think it's funny he blew a load on her ass then wake her up to tell to go clean it off.

 

[MrPerfect]

dude its so hard to call what the situation is..... it coud be anything ya know

but as for blowing the load on her ass ,, thats fxcking funny!!! "whys my ass sticking to the sheets " LOL