How to fuck with my neighbor?

[Crimsonsweat]

Hey bro go have a beer with him and talk to him. people are not always as bad as you may think they are. maybe since you live upstairs its loud and everything seems amplified to him.
Go sit and talk to him like presser said" kill him with kindness" but remember keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

 

[Flexmaster]

if it comes down to it hold him down and put a rat on his stomach. then cover the rat with an upside-down metal can. heat the can so the rat has only one way to get out, which is to dig through his stomach.

i saw it in a movie once.