Lmao, Any Men Here Use Toys With Their Spouses

[SteaknAle]

And Im Not Talking Toys Being Used On Or In Their Wife Or Girfriend But Rather Toys On Themselves, Maybe Some Anal Beeds, A Big Ole Dildo,lol, Anything At All

Be Honest,lol

Buddy, if your partner gives you a GOOD rim job, you're gonna WANT a little something up the bunghole (sorry if that scares some of you uber-straight guys )

You might look into Fukowara gloves....gloves with vibrating discs at each fingertip....i dont care *what* you touch with them - your dick, your balls, your ass, your nipples..it'll drive you nuts....

 

[champ00]

my wife of 15 yrs said to me 1 day how bout i put a srap on on and fuck u i looked at here and said how bout a get a new case at the court house for domestic violence lol

 

[h8tr3d]

serious question though would anybody else let a chick eat their asshole if they never saw them agaiN?i think i would just to say i did it. And if i did see her again i could tell everybody she ate my ass just be a good conversation piece. Maybe im just too open and not shy enough lmao.

I use to race motorcross, and after a loooong day of practice, my friend and i decided to go to a bar. I met this chick, and him and i went back 2 her house. He passed out, but i fucked her, and she gave me a sneak-attack rim job! Kinda scared me at first. I didnt even shower from moto practice, so that shit musta been damn ripe! I ended up dating her for a couple months! HAHAHA

 

[Get_Swole]

lmao thats great. I figured you would chime in haha seems were the biggest sluts on the board lmao.

 

[NAIR]

lmao. im not talkin about your wife spidey thats just gross.

nah, you gotta mary someone you can get all out and nasty with. Otherwise you'll get bored and and start cheating like NormalSucks

 

[NAIR]

Okay but I actually tried the "milk the prostate" thing a couple times and it was pretty weird. Can't say I liked it or not though. I felt violated afterward but I did come

 

[Presser]

nah, you gotta mary someone you can get all out and nasty with. Otherwise you'll get bored and and start cheating like NormalSucks

My man Nair nailed it! I cant believe the questions im hearing, like "would you let a girl eat ur ass if u would never see her again"

I mean thats the kinda girl I want to marry! Hell thats the kinda girl i did marry! And ten years strong never been bored! Golden showers to Bukaki baby,lmao

 

[Presser]

actualy i dont know what Bukaki means but i see it on porn sites alot,lol, but i dooooo know what a golden shower is and whatit feels like to get and recieve! yep there i said it bithces! Ecstacy is a funny thing,lol

 

[NAIR]

I believe we married wisely! Give me another couple years and I'll add my anal beed experiences to this thread!

 

[Get_Swole]

lmao at the prostate milking. Did you have to get tugged at the same time or did you just cum from the finger part? always wondered lol.

Never been peed on before hhahaha. Although i did piss on a girl that fell asleep on the toilet at a party once. Bitch shouldnt have been sleepin there.

 

[NAIR]

I had to jack off while she was doing it. Maybe she wasn't hitting the prostate? I don't know but it does make you hard as fuck.

Never been pissed on either

 

[dorian123]

actualy i dont know what Bukaki means but i see it on porn sites alot,lol, but i dooooo know what a golden shower is and whatit feels like to get and recieve! yep there i said it bithces! Ecstacy is a funny thing,lol

buckaki, is when a girl is getting gang banged and has like 6 guys cover her face in cum...

me, anymore, I'm just fucking boring-I have missionary sex and leave my knee high white socks on....

had a rim job done before a hot ass chick in GA:fyi::drooling:

she was the only one who really knew how I felt...
talk about some morning breath:dead:

damn, I ate some taco bell that day-NASTY BASTARD:curse:

yeah, the same ol' shit does get old after awhile, think Seb. Bach from Skid Row said it best, " you have to find a girl that you have a lot in common with and is kinky enough to keep you interested so you don't lead astray."

 

[dorian123]

NO THEIR ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
NO THEIR ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!

OH SHIT, you got me on a role.

ever notice how all the sick ass serial killers have this fucked up religous upbringing? with the exception of Ted Bundy

it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for

bottom line what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom
it's between 2 consintenting(sp?) adults
that's their business

according to Freud, to paraphrase, "act on an impulse, and that will produce a perfect sex life...a person that suffers from psychosis does not have a perfect sex life and that is what causes problems in other parts of their life-
hence, if a person has a tooth ache that is the only thing in the world that matters, and that causes problems in other forms of their life..."

the sexual organ whether it be male or female is the only organ in the human body that is not contempt with and of itself

it needs a counterpart...

 

[NAIR]

NO THEIR ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
NO THEIR ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!

OH SHIT, you got me on a role.

ever notice how all the sick ass serial killers have this fucked up religous upbringing? with the exception of Ted Bundy

it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for

bottom line what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom
it's between 2 consintenting(sp?) adults
that's their business

according to Freud, to paraphrase, "act on an impulse, and that will produce a perfect sex life...a person that suffers from psychosis does not have a perfect sex life and that is what causes problems in other parts of their life-
hence, if a person has a tooth ache that is the only thing in the world that matters, and that causes problems in other forms of their life..."

the sexual organ whether it be male or female is the only organ in the human body that is not contempt with and of itself

it needs a counterpart...

Gotta be one of my all time favorite posts here.

I've read a few books on Lacan but still need to read some Frued. I have his Interpretation of Dreams sitting on my bookshelf. Think I'll open it tonight.

Great thread presser, can I borrow one of your anal vibrators?

 

[Mrbigz]

im sorry i had to comment on this old thread.....but every chick ive ever been with has been so obssessed with my ass. its awsome some times but sometime its kind weird. i havent had a day a sex in the past 2-3 years with out my ex's or my current women eating my butt whole out!!!

i asked my chick the other day "why do you like doing that to me so much, does it taste fucking spectacular or something?" she just said i make her feel nasty and she just has to do it.

but i honestly gotta say its kinda gross some times, cause she kisses me on the mouth right after.

you guys think i should ween her off some how? if so how do i do this?

 

[charliebigspuds]

Bigz..does she make u shave your ass before hand or does she just dive in there with silver back gorilla hair and all.
..classic posts buy the way guys

 

[bigdaddyo1617]

ok wtf

 

[DEMIGOD]

that pretty much sums it up lol

 

[guardianactual]

What the hell did I get in 2! LMAO! Fleshlight count?

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My buddy told me he was bang'n his gf & her dog walked in... Well he got a doggy rim job... man's best friend LMAO

 

[Neva2Big]

actualy i dont know what Bukaki means but i see it on porn sites alot,lol, but i dooooo know what a golden shower is and whatit feels like to get and recieve! yep there i said it bithces! Ecstacy is a funny thing,lol

Oh fuk, I laughed so loud at that. "We do golden showers to bukaki!" I was like, uh ok, so he likes multiple men standing around his missus blowing on her at once....odd......then u follow it up with that post!

Fuk that made me laugh Press.

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