Monday morning question
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vertigorocks
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mikeswift said:
WELL THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP! GOD!! And you didnt even bother inviting me!!! I think we need to have a talk mike, you kno you may not be able to come to my 007 party now :chinese:
vertigorocks
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mikeswift said:
Im bored as shit sitting at my girlfriends house until she gets home at 5! Already went to the gym, ate about and hour ago and took my dog out! SO currently im a post whore LOL
Stickler*
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wow... this went all over the place.. talk about one hell of a first post to read for the day!!!
I had to do a fleet enema in high school once, was a freshman.... (it's like orange oil based liquid) for a LOWER GI ... they had to clean me out, to scope me and check to see if maybe i had a stomache ulcer or some shit....
needless to say, 1 or 2 days later, i thought i was going to fart in school... clinched the cheeks, went to the nurses office, called my mother, and asked her if i could get picked up and come home..... instead she dropped off a new pair of pants... problem was i started the day with grey pants... and finished the day in navy blue!
WTF is wrong w/ parents.... i guess the cost of private school is worth a half day of riticule and one hell of a learning experience..
fleet enema's... suck, and are messy... they do however have enema nozel attachments for the shower so you can give yourself one and clean out your mess.... very odd, and i sure as hell can't imagine trying to explain that to a guest who sleeps over, or my 3yr old son thinking it's a microphone for tubby time kareoki!!
I had to do a fleet enema in high school once, was a freshman.... (it's like orange oil based liquid) for a LOWER GI ... they had to clean me out, to scope me and check to see if maybe i had a stomache ulcer or some shit....
needless to say, 1 or 2 days later, i thought i was going to fart in school... clinched the cheeks, went to the nurses office, called my mother, and asked her if i could get picked up and come home..... instead she dropped off a new pair of pants... problem was i started the day with grey pants... and finished the day in navy blue!
WTF is wrong w/ parents.... i guess the cost of private school is worth a half day of riticule and one hell of a learning experience..
fleet enema's... suck, and are messy... they do however have enema nozel attachments for the shower so you can give yourself one and clean out your mess.... very odd, and i sure as hell can't imagine trying to explain that to a guest who sleeps over, or my 3yr old son thinking it's a microphone for tubby time kareoki!!
irishpride
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
this is the first time i have ever been totally speechless, all this talk of anal play and monkeys and shit really has me going though
sorry guys i got to the 69th post and finally blew my load man how and the fuck did we get 71 posts in like an hour hahahhaa you guys crack me up, i read the post about tending to farm animals and boom nother damn erection i think vertigo and sandiego are on there way to finish me off again
wtf? douches, enemas, grandmas, monkeys, blowing loads?
This thread is great!!!
This thread is great!!!
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