my creepy wife

[jaywooly]

A few good ideas here. I thought the jerking off one was great.

Remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine's co-worker always snuck up right behind her? Tell her her breath is foul and hand her a thing of Tic-tacs.

 

[Presser]

yah, my wife did that before so I let her catch me wankin off.....Now she make all kids of noise to anounce her presence so i have time to put it away!

thats just plain wrong

 

[slimm]

I got a fever!!!! And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!!!

LOL! I love that SNL skit!