My Wife Is mean to ME! lol

[Presser]

lol, Man O Man, Pregnant women are hormonal as heck! So she just left for work bitching me out cause I didnt go and start her car to warm it up since its so cold out,lol, and when she yells at me i cant help but laugh, and she gets even madder at me,lol, so she walks out for work, and purposely leaves the front door open,lol.

Then she calls me from the car to tell me word for word...."Its going to be World War 3 When I Get Home" lol, then she starts crying and hangs up on me,lmao

Holy Hell! lol

 

[little guy]

You have better let her come to dinner And a nice gift, maybe a cool pic frame from hallmark. Make her feel special, I always warmed her car up even when she was not preg , just so when she was got in it it was toasty. Now they both daughter an wife have that viper alarm/ car starter that can start the cars from cell phones. I do not worrie about it nowadays.

 

[Presser]

lol, yeah I start her car every morning, and this was the very first morning I didnt and she went nutty on me,lol. I usually make her toast, coffee, and then start her car,lol. Man I knew I should have bought her that car starter,lol, i was going to get it installed before this winter and she said she didnt really need it, lol, ofcourse not she has me!

Anyways too funny! She makes me laugh,lol and i cant help it, when she gets mad i just laugh and it makes her madder yet,lol

 

[little guy]

Lol, when I'm mad my wife laughts at me also. But I don't get madder she make me laught at myself also. If getting the car starter they have a viper one maybe 5606 model that has a 2 way remote and can start from 1 mile away. Will let you know the temp of car also so she can go in it when it's warm. Also have a bunch of cool options you can add on.

My wife craved things, I would be out at 2 or 4am looking for honey turkey cold cuts or a fountain soda. That would really push me to the edge. It would be early am and she have a calf cramp so I would have to rub her legs and help he get back to sleep. Then get up for work and do my thing.

All good times, glad I got fixed

 

[Bruiser76]

My wife was the same way. I called her the Hormonicon, because she transformed into a horrendous bitch. She didnt think that was nearly as funny as I did...

 

[Presser]

My wife was the same way. I called her the Hormonicon, because she transformed into a horrendous bitch. She didnt think that was nearly as funny as I did...

Well calling a female anything starting with "Hor" isnt exactly a good start,lol

 

[1MoreRep]

This cracked me up. I went thru it too bro. I had to walk lightly around my wife when she was pregnant, shit who am I kidding I have to walk lightly now

 

[little guy]

Well calling a female anything starting with "Hor" isnt exactly a good start,lol

One thing that will 100% piss my wife off to no end. Is telling her she just like her mother. Saying them words to her she chuck something at me.

 

[Bruiser76]

Well calling a female anything starting with "Hor" isnt exactly a good start,lol

Good point... Lol

 

[Ox 51]

You better have FTD on speed dial, Presser. Flowers at work are a man's best friend.

 

[WesleyInman]

Too funny...

This is definently a move all women use in a fight that they think is a winner...Leave the door wide open. My ex used to try these amazing techniques so instead of Hormonicon, I called her "Farva"

I guess they think wasting electricity, letting heat out of the house, and letting the neighbors see the distress of the household is a victory in a fight.

Funny it reminds me of Super Troopers. Presser after she left the door open, did she happen to say "I got you good you fucker"??

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[csuperman]

heck i thin they are like that even when not pregnant. they are all crazy, i just live by that motto.

 

[IronJulius]

heck i thin they are like that even when not pregnant. they are all crazy, i just live by that motto.

i read a book called "the five love languages" it helped. i actually enjoy doing things for my gf but thats not really her thing. she like physical touch like playing with hair and slapping her ass. she could care less about flowers or cranking her car.

 

[The Dude]

You guys are better men than me. When Silk is mad I'm like a little puppy that got its ass smacked. I'm a total baby. Unfortunately she doesn't get over things near as quickly as I do

 

[Presser]

You guys are better men than me. When Silk is mad I'm like a little puppy that got its ass smacked. I'm a total baby. Unfortunately she doesn't get over things near as quickly as I do

You beat your dogs? damn man , didnt know you were so gangsta! lol

 

[Presser]

Ok the Wife is home from work now! So if you guys dont hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, then contact the authorities, no contact the battered mens shelters, then contact the police! lol

 

[Buffalo]

My wife actually normal during her pregnancies lol

 

[eswol]

its like shes on a cycle of Tren and Halo...hahaha.....

 

[Buffalo]

its like shes on a cycle of Tren and Halo...hahaha.....

Lmao

 

[Buffalo]

Ok the Wife is home from work now! So if you guys dont hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, then contact the authorities, no contact the battered mens shelters, then contact the police! lol

I call dibs on your MC IGF