Presser, you crack me up, bro!
When my girl and I stay at one another's house, I usually have a fan on, the A/C on (or a window a little open if it's winter), and am half covered by a sheet. She's under three heavy blankets and trying to snuggle. Once she chases me to the edge of the bed with her body heat and those damn blankets and I can't get away without falling off, it takes about 10 minutes before everything is soaked. Oh, I have one more complaint, too. Those damn jersey knit bedding articles. That shit is stretchy and the sheets and blankets just wrap all around me so I can't get them off of me. Of course, my girl loves them. Women.